Techno: *sees a kid crying*
Techno: hey little guy
Techno: *crouches next to them*
Techno: can you please move? you're blocking the cinnamon toast crunch
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends
Techno At The Grocery Store
Techno: *sees a kid crying*
Techno: hey little guy
Techno: *crouches next to them*
Techno: can you please move? you're blocking the cinnamon toast crunch