Wilbur: I can't believe we all forgot our keys
Techno: it's okay I've got this. Tommy, give me your credit card
Tommy: sure
Techno: *pockets card*
Techno: thanks. Phil, kick the door down
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends