Wilbur: Techno is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Tommy: turn it upside down and use the 6!
Wilbur: genius!
Techno: *stops choking* what the fuck
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Wilbur: Techno is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Tommy: turn it upside down and use the 6!
Wilbur: genius!
Techno: *stops choking* what the fuck