Ask or dare the Dragon Slayers!

Good luck...you'll need it...

Yuki:I dare everyone when meet Mystogan to anger him *headlocks Edo-Rogue* you know I could do something to you and the other Rogue *smiles really EVILLY* I dare Rogue and Edo-Rogue to make out if you don't *takes out sword* your life is mine...
Edo-Rogue:I know you have a crush on me...
Yuki:N-no I don't!
Edo-Rogue:Yeah you do,Edo-Yuki told me...
Rogue:Makes sense....she has been almost always is torturing me...
Yuki:EDO-YUKI!!!!
Edo-Yuki:You called Yuki?
Yuki:DID YOU REALLY TELL HIM YOU LIKE HIM!!!
Edo-Yuki:No. Why?
Yuki:*pissed as HELL* OK IF YOU DONT DO THE DARE YOUR BOTH GOING TO HELL,AND TO TELL YOU IM THE PRINCESS OF HELL.
Edo-Rogue:Is that true?!?
Gajeel:Yeah why? I've been there and it's not good...
Edo-Rogue:Ok let's do it! *makes out with Rogue*
Edo-Yuki/Yuki/Gajeel/Wyt:What the...
Wyt:*froze* *half dead inside* X.X *wakes up*
Edo-Rogue/Rogue:*done making out*
Wyt:*flips both Rogues* WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS FREAKIN GROSS!!!
Edo-Rufus:What's the racket?
Wyt:Shut up Edo-Rufus!
Erza:Let's try going to the palace one more time for the dare...
~At the palace~
Guards:Intruders!
Wyt:Not again! *flips two of them* Anyone else wants to die?
Everyone/Guards:*nods no*
Wyt:Good,now let us to the king.
Erza:I'm Erza Scarlet Earthland version of-
Edo-Erza:Scarlet?
Erza:Knightwalker!
Edo-Erza:Guards leave them be,what are you doing here?
Natsu:We have to do a dare...
Edo-Erza:What kind of dare?
Lucy:We have to anger Mystagon.....
Edo-Erza:Then good luck with that! It's hard to make him mad... Here I'll lead the way.
~Where kings are~
Edo-Erza:Mystogan...you have visitors from Earthland!
Mystogan:What!!?? Really!?!
Everyone in Fairy Tail:Hey Mystogan!
Mystogan:*comes down* What are you guys doing here?
Erza:Forgive us...
Mystogan:Why?
Natsu:*kicks him in the shins*
Gray:*punches him in the face*
Sting:*kicks him in the guts*
Mystogan:*supper pissed* GUARDS TAKE THEM AWAY!!
Edo-Erza:Wow. You actually made him mad!
Erza:That's Earthland for you!
Star:Ok...think it's time to go back to earth! *makes portal and everyone goes in*
Erza:Till the next time we meet Knightwalker *goes in portal*
Rose:We're back home!!
Natsu:And I have this!
Everyone:Have what?
Natsu:MYSTOGAN'S CROWN!!! *holding it up in the air*
Everyone:*jaw drops*
Wyt:*flips Natsu* BAKA!