What is Love?

The Morning After

JACK

I'm walking through the front doors of the mansion only to see everyone running around like something important went down. Did Derek start another house fire trying to bake again? Speak of the food whore, he comes running up to me, literally running.

"Dude! You wouldn't believe what's happened in the last few hours! I'm having trouble believing it myself!"

"What happened?! Oh wait don't tell me let me guess. Van's pregnant, Nick's new girl is the chief of police's daughter, and also Nick went out on a date with her tonight practically by force?" He looks at me star struck.

"Yes. But. You. Forgot. A. Few. Details." He says acting like a child pouting and kicking a rock. But in this case it was one of my son's toys. I seriously need to move out of this joint.

"What could I have possibly missed?"

"Weelll, there was this little moment where uh Nick kinda..." I don't got time for this.

"Spit it out!" I want to see my little wife and son. I don't want to be standing here all night.

*Takes a huge breath* "Nick proposed to Diana by forcing her to sign a contract which inevitably made her angry after the date. *Another breath* After letting her out of the restaurant Nick made us follow her so that she didn't go running to the police or do something she'd soon regret. *Breath* She went to her bar and had a few drinks but before she left Van found her and had the worst chat ever. *Breath* Van came out to give us a threat saying we should stop following her friend. So we agreed, not until after she decked Ryder might I add; though he kind of deserved it. *Inhales oxygen like life depends on it* we were followed by the vipress and so we stopped and kidnapped her. We thought she was asleep, but it turns out she was just waiting for the appropriate time to run. At the end she ended up poisoning Ryder and being Diana underneath the mask. Now they are both awaiting you in the medical facility." I blink like those trolls do in Frozen and process what he just said.

"I'll get my stuff."

As I make my way up to the medical wing, I see Van coming out so I stop her. She needs to know that I can help her through this. 

"Van, can I talk with you in private?"

"Sure, I don't see why not." She says looking around to see if anyone was watching. Thank fully no one was, other wise I'd have to tell Nick why I was speaking to his sis 'alone'.

We walk in to a spare room and sit down in a couple chairs.

"Van I... I don't know how to say this..."

"Just hurry up I ordered pizza and I need to get down stairs. Before either the delivery guy pees his pants seeing all the guards with guns or Derek attacks him like a starving hyena."

"I know you're pregnant." I sincerely smile. But I don't think it helped smiling, because she widened her eyes and clenched her fists.

"I am going to kill him. I'm going to ring his neck like a pheasants in the fall. Hes never going to get a slice of my meat lovers if it's the last thing I do! Muahahahahaha!" I'm so glad my wife ain't preggers no more.

"Wait wait wait! Why do you just automatically assume Derek told me?"

"He didn't tell you?" She pouts her bottom lip.

"No, he didn't tell me! I found out because I'm the doctor in this house."

"Oh ya... so I guess this means I cant kill him. But I'll still not share my food!"