Hogwarts' Stupid Camping Trip (Harry Potter Next Gen)✓

The Dumbest Thing Minerva McGonagall Ever Did

/note: some of the dates may be off. I could not find a date of when the winter/Christmas break ends at Hogwarts. things may be a little off. sorry.//

It was early January and the weather was frigid. Ice hung from all the trees that didn't throw it off, and all classes held outside where living hell- but freezing instead of hot. 

It was a normal Saturday- until the students were called down the Great Hall to have another school meeting. 

"I wonder whats happened now" Albus muttered as he and Scorpius walked down to the Hall. The other Slytherins were ahead of them- the two liked to stay behind, away from the crowd. They walked at a steady pace, always just a few feet behind the other Slytherins. It was a pattern, really. The others walked in a cult-like manner, stepping forward at the same time, and looking perfectly in sync. Frankly, it was quite terrifying. 

"Someone probably blew up a toilet again" Scorpius said, remembering the stories Albus had told him about Fred and George Weasley, and how the were the best prankesters Hogwarts had even seen. (the marauders were tied with them, bother groups being great pranksters. McGonagall things the marauders were better, but no one knew that.) The stories of Fred and Gerorge have James Sirius an idea- to blow up the Prefects Bathroom. He had used some Weasley Wizard Weezes, though the exact product was unknown. 

"Minnie didn't seem to mad when James did that thought, she shouldn't make a stupid school meeting just for that." The school meetings were something that McGonagall did alot- it was basically just the feast announcements but scattered around the day.

"oh Minnie was proud, you could tell by the look in her eye-"

"yeah. I think she was like that for the Marauders too, always being proud of the pranks"

The two friends walked the rest of the way to the Great Hall in silence, listening to other students conversations. (to be fair, they were talking very loudly, they could be heard down the corridor.)

"Hello students... Hello..Hello..." The room slowly fell silent as Minerva McGonagall stood at the front of the Great Hall, with her normal emrald green robes on, along with a black shawl  that had a few brooches on it- a rat, dog, wolf, and stag. It was unknown to most what the brooches meant, but everyone knew they meant a great deal to Minerva, so they never messed with them. "yes.. Hello..." she looked around the room quickly, then started to speak. "the world around us is a terrible, hectic place, and sometimes we just need to escape. because of this i am going to be hosting a school camping trip. Everyone will go to this. You will share a tent with three people-"

Albus and Scorpius grabbed the others arm, then both silently agreed Rose would be the first person, even if she didn't want to be.

"and there will be no magic. You will be doing this camping trip the muggle way."

The words were by far the dumbest thing that Minerva had ever said.