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Song of the chap!!
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Third Pov
Klaus awkwardly looked away as the two teens practically ate each others' faces off in a heated kiss. What felt like a few seconds to them felt like hours for Klaus and he waited for the two to finish.
"Are you two done? 'Cuz this is my nicest outfit, Five." Klaus objected.
"Klaus, your outfit is awesome, but it's not quite suited for the occasion, I'm afraid," Lina commented.
"We'll just raid the old man's closet." Five said, leading Klaus out of his room.
"Whatever. As long as I get paid. You two are very cute, by the waaay-" Klaus commented, giving Lina a flirty smile.
"Oh, and just so that we're straight on the details, all I have to do is to go in there with you and pretend to be your dear old dad, right?" Klaus asked.
"Yeah. Something like that." Five replied, not bothering to get too much into the overall "details".
"Ooh, do you guys need me to act as the mom? I could use my powers and revert back to by 25-year-old-form for about three hours." Lina suggested, much to Five's distaste.
"No."
"Aww~ why not? I bet that she'd look hot!!" Klaus complained.
"Exactly. As the sole person to have seen Lina when she was in her twenties, I refuse to show her to any other males out there." Five stated.
"I love you and you love me. We trust each other. What else do we need?" Lina questioned Five, raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms.
"Nothing, but-"
"Done."
A very lightly glowing, transparent shield covered Lina's body, and she started to change before the two males' eyes. Her height pretty much stayed the same, but the same couldn't be said about her body. Let's just say that by the time the transformation was over, Lina was no longer a child.
"Daaang, girl!! I think I kind of see the reason why Five wanted to keep you all to himself." Klaus commented, eying Lina up and down.
"Get that perverted gaze away from her if you don't want to lose your eyes." Five threatened.
"Lina, go get changed. I don't know how you still fit in that uniform as a 25-year-old."
"Honestly? I don't know either." Lina replied, hurrying away to get changed.
Having sent Lina off to raid Allison's closet in search of some fitting clothes, Five and Klaus continued their previous conversation regarding the "details" of their cover story.
"So, what's our cover story?" Klaus asked, dumbfounding Five for the first time.
"What? What are you talking about?"
"I mean, were we really young when we had you? Like, sixteen? Young and terribly misguided?" Klaus continued.
"Sure, whatever." Five replied, not liking the idea of Lina having a child with Klaus (acted out, imagined, or otherwise).
"Your mother, that slut!! Oh, but the sex was amaaaazing... I mean-"
"Did you just call Lina a slut? And what do you mean, the sex was amazing? What do you know about Lina in bed?"
"Huh? No, no- WAIT FIVE DON'T STAB ME PLEASE I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE"
"Boys, boys. No killing each other. Five, handsome, calm down. Remember, Klaus is just high, drunk or both." Lina said, stopping her young husband from doing something that he may regret later on.
"What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain. And I swear, if you so much as touch a hair on Lina's head when we get there, I will personally kill you." Five growled menacingly, walking away with an angry scowl on his face.
~~~ Meanwhile ~~~
At the other end of town, two Temps Commission agents called Cha-cha and Hazel were on a mission to terminate Five and bring Carolina Rose back to Headquarters. Having gotten information about how there had been one old man who worked at a tow truck business and two kids in the restaurant that fateful night where a group of mercenaries had been tasked with the same mission, the two TC agents were on the move.
Judging by the photos they'd received from HQ, they were looking for an old man and a fairly nicely aged woman.
"You gotta tell me how you did the London job in '66. Beautiful work. Really." Cha-cha said, attaching two electrical cables to the old tow truck man's body with large metal claws.
The tow trunk man, whose name was Syd, cried in pain and fear as he tried to figure out the reason why hew as getting tortured.
"I swear to Christ, I have no idea what you're talking ab- ghk!"
His plump body jiggled as Cha-cha electrocuted him, not even batting an eyelash as she did so.
"I'm just a tow truck driver. I've never even been to London." Syd wailed.
"Tuna? It's delicious." Hazel asked, taking half of Syd's lunch and eating it.
"No, thanks," Cha-cha replied, waving him off.
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Cause of Death: Nipple electrocution.
2.5 pages, 856 words
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Carolina Rose
Fanfiction(Five x OC) An "The Umbrella Academy" fanfic. As the epitome of dangerous love, Carolina Rose was the daughter of The Handler- but she is now the wife of Five Hargreeves and a famous killer. Carolina wants nothing to do with her mother and the organ...
