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iTs pLaNtAtIoN nOt aNiMaLs
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That's when I realized, we were calling the baby, her, she, the baby, baby, and it the entire time. I slapped my hand on my forehead thinking back at my stupidity."Holy crap I totally forgot kids are supposed to have fricking names." Jimin oppa burst out laughing at my answer, holding his stomach because it was clearly very funny that we had not given her a name.
"So you're telling me that you were holding the baby for hours and it didn't occur to you that she should have a name?" oppa wheezed out between laughs and started choking on the way, Taehyung oppa smacked his back while holding in a laugh from the expression he was sporting on his face.
"Har-har, very funny, hyung." Jungkook rolled his eyes playfully and smacked Jimin oppa's back, making a painful sound.
"Ya! Jeon Jungkook! I'm older than you!" Kook's laughs filled up the room and Taehyung oppa finally let out the laugh he was holding in, slapping is knee in the process. I laughed at Jimin oppa's 'angry' face and laughed even more when he tried to ruffle up Kook's hair.
"Ji Yeon, your favorite Samchon will make sure you won't get any genes from your...Appa?" Yoongi oppa yelled loud enough for Jungkook to hear, making him turn completely red in embarrasment. Oppa held her high above his face and sent her a gummy smile. Jungkook marched over and made an angry aegyo face.
"And I don't remember allowing you to brainwash my child!" He said while snatching Ji Yeon away from oppa's arms.
"I love the name Ji Yeon. But I also love Lily." Ro spoke out, flashing her beautiful smile at me.
And just like that, she was Ji Yeon Lily.
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Jungkook scowled at his phone when it buzzed in his hands in the middle of a game. I snickered evily at the reaction I was playing in my head.
Namjoonie oppa snuck me Jungkook's phone number not too long ago. And my plan has officially hatched.
"What the (bleep), Lisa?" I rolled off the couch and laughed while sprawled on the floor. That, was a reaction made for PewDiePie to react to. Jungkook was literally ending every comedian's career.
"You...your...fa-ce" I stuttered as I spoke in between loud laughs. Tears started to form in my eyes and a cramp followed on my side. I rolled to my side to ease the pain but rammed my knee into the expensive table in front of the couch. I winced in pain but I couldn't stop laughing at my stupidity of killing my knee.
"Lisa! That's my (bleeping) hyung! What the (bleep)?" I held my knee to my stomach and cackled even more.
"Ahhggg, it hurts..." I wined out to no one in particular, I felt like a truck just ran over my kneecap at full speed.
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