Stand up(intruloceit)

Short Snake

3rd Person POV

"WHAT IF BIRD HAD A BUNCH OF FINGERS INSTEAD ON FEATHERS?!"

Remus yells flopping onto the bed, waking up the sleeping sides.

"What the hell Remus?!" Virgil sits up.

"That's what you get for sleeping with my boyfriend!"

"Ew no Remus!" He pushes Remus off the bed.

"I wouldn't blame you, snakes have 2 di-"

"Remusssss!" Janus hisses.

"Finnnnnnnnnne." He latches onto Logan. "Welcome back so the dark side emo!"

Virgil looks around the room for a bit. "God I missed this place." He says under his breath.

Remus jumps at him and messes up his hair. "Aww I knew you missed us!"

"No I don't!"

Janus playfully pushes Virgil. "Oh come on we know you love us!" He looks over to see an uneasy Logan. "Platonically that is."

Virgils face turns to a look of disgust. "Ew! I wouldn't date either of you!"

-time skip-

"What is with you guys and sitting on things that aren't chairs?!" Logan yells at Virgil, who's on top in the fridge, Janus, who's sitting on the counter, and Remus, who's on the kitchen island.

Remus speaks up. "Well I do it because I can, Virgil does it because he's pretty much a cat trapped in a humans body," Virgil hisses at him. "and JJ is just short."

Janus' face goes red. It was true he was the shortest side in the mindscape, but he does not like being reminded of that fact. "No I'm not!"

Logan looks skeptical. "Babe, you're like the height of a middle-schooler."

"Shut up!" He take off his hat and throws it at Logan, before remembering he wants his hat.

He jumps down and goes over to Logan to get the hat but Logan holds it just out of his reach. He attempts to get it, but to no avail.

"Really?" Janus looks up a Logan.

"Yes."

Janus holds out his hand. "Give me my hat of no kisses for a week." He knew Logans weaknesses.

Logan reluctantly gives it back to him. Janus places it back on his head before leaving the kitchen. "Don't mention my height!"

Here's a short fluffy chapter for you after the last one.