Hawks: HELP
TheSanePeppermint: What?
Hawks: I NEED HELP THE GAY IS GETTING TO ME
Hawks: I caNT FUNCTION CORRECTLY ANYMORE
TheSanePeppermint: What happened?
Hawks: I met a guy who is really hot and its unFAIR AND I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO GAY-PANIC RN
Hawks: And the guy is standing next to anOTHER HOT GUY
Hawks: AND THE GAY IS TOO STRONG SO I'M GAY-PANICKING IN THE ROOM THEY DISMISSED ME TO RN I NEED HELP
TheMemeingPeppermint: Lmao
Hawks: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO LAUGH AT ME, I NEED HELP
TheMemeingPeppermint: The Gay cannot be outran. Deal with it
Hawks: I AM LOSING MY SHIT IN A SURPRISINGLY CLEAN ROOM I NEED HELP
Hawks: I CAN HEAR THEM TALKING ABOUT ME
Hawks: ONE JUST CALLED ME HOT I'M DYING IN HERE HWOIHDCIEJFH
PureGreen: What is a shit?
Hawks: UH
Hawks: It's a word I made up, if you say it nobody will understand you anyway
PureGreen: Oh! Okay!
YoungestPeppermint: >:I
Hawks: Welp, here they come
Hawks: Time to make a fool out of myself
YoungestPeppermint: G o o d L u c k
TheMemeingPeppermint: Sho, how'd you get a bf without gay-panicking every 5 seconds
YoungestPeppermint: Uh I made the mistake of asking Father how'd I get somebody to notice me
YoungestPeppermint: Luckily he thought I was talking about in the hero world
YoungestPeppermint: He said challenge them and beat them
YoungestPeppermint: So I challenged Midoriya and he challenged me back
YoungestPeppermint: After a long hard physical and emotional struggle I won
YoungestPeppermint: I mean- He noticed me all right
YoungestPeppermint: Then we became friends and I decided to fight by his side and follow him because he's a great leader and I'm more of a follower not a leader
PureGreen: Honestly, when you challenged me, you scared me.
YoungestPeppermint: Sorry about that
PureGreen: I mean, it worked though and I ended up helping you too so I see this as a win-win
TheSanePeppermint: You broke all your fingers individually and then broke your whole arm and fingers again.
PureGreen: Win-win! :D
Hawks: ...No child, that's not good
PureGreen: My hand is fine now! And I have Shoto as a boyfriend! Win-win! (Plus, I see you in the sky, stop flying and texting.)
Hawks: ...Ok fine. But when you broke your hands like that, you nearly gave me a heart attack. Breaking bones like that is not good at ALL (No thank you)
PureGreen: Okay then! I won't! (STOP TEXTING AND FLYING HAWKS YOU NEARLY CRASHED)
PureGreen: How'd it go?
Hawks: They called me cute and I visibly gay-panicked (I am fULLY CAPABLE OF FLYING WITHOUT CRASHING)
TheMemeingPeppermint: (Stop using these () thingies my brain hurts)
Hawks: I am completely breaking down and gay panicking with my friend Rumi who also saw a hot girl she likes- (Lmao)
TheMemeingPeppermint: sToP
TheSanePeppermint: Rumi?
Hawks: Miruko? Bunny-hero?
TheSanePeppermint: ...
Hawks: Oh-
Hawks: OH
Hawks: BWAHAHAAA IT WAS YOU WASNT IT
TheSanePeppermint: I had a run-in with her a few minutes ago. She smiled at me and she seemed a bit off.
TheMemeingPeppermint: How so
TheSanePeppermint: Her face was a bit red...
Hawks: *Sips tea* Very interesting
PureGreen: I just saw Tokoyami! He's looking for you Hawks! He says he needs to make sure you're okay?
Hawks: SHOOT UH-
PureGreen: I pointed him in your direction!
Hawks: Oh no my child saw me
Hawks: goTTA BLAST
YoungestPeppermint: You have a child?
Hawks: I may have illegally adopted Tokoyami
Hawks: He's mine now, Aizawa needs to b a c k o f f
TheSanePeppermint: Why does he need to check up on you?
Hawks: .,,,I MAY go a week without sleeping sometimes,,,
YoungestPeppermint: >:I
Hawks: I survive on coffee and red bull im totally fiNE
YoungestPeppermint: >:I
Hawks: That face looks really judgmental my feelings are hurt
PureGreen: Time to catch an overgrown Big Bird! :D
Hawks: HEY >:C
TheSanePeppermint: Stopping this wreck in it's tracks, take it to the PMs
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