𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 ²

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Jennie :- *arguing with namjoon* i will hit you

Namjoon:-. Hit me !
What are you gonna do. Hit my ankles .

Later*

Hoseok :- *whispering* why is namjoon limping ?

Yoongi:-. Jennie kicked his ankels.

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Hoseok :-. I am scared of clowns .

Jennie :- well you should be careful around mirrors then . And yeah around jungkook and taehyung too .

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Jennie :- *plugs a fan in the hell *

Santan:- I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST-

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Namjoon:- astrology isn't real

Jennie:- literally nothing is real . Your name is also a gibberish but you still answer to ne because you crave identity and structure , you pathetic fucking featherless bird .

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Jennie:-. Kookie can you get me the box of dry fruits from the top shelf .

Jungkook:- so do you admit to needing me in your life .

Jennie:- i can and will replace you to a step tool.

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Jennie:- i don't get the top and bottom discussions . I mean , I'd just be happy as long as i have a bunk bed .

Bts:- ....

Jimin :- i am gonna tell her .

Bts:- nooo you've already ruined her innocence . Not more .

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Jin:- i have a math joke .

Jennie :- ...

Jin:- but i am 2² to say it .

Jennie :- ...

Jennie(whining) :- i just wanted help with my maths homework

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Taehyung:- jennie acts so tough but her cats name is missy .

Jennie :- ...

Jennie:- it's a short for missile launcher

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