My Heart Will Go On (Kairi Sane X Male OC)

Author's Note

The reason I wrote this story is because I learned that Kairi was leaving WWE to be with her husband in Japan. That made my heart hurt because I actually always wanted to meet her and now I'll never get that chance.

In 2017, when she signed with the company, I was a little confused about who she was until I learned she was from Japan, same as Asuka.

I became interested in her Pirate Princess persona and I fell in love with it. Not to mention her adorableness in her matches, and how sweet she is to fans.

When I learned there was an NXT Live Event in Tampa on May 31, 2018 and Kairi was going to compete there, I was excited because not only would it be my first NXT show, but my BIRTHDAY was around the corner (June 5). I got to work on a sign that I worked so hard on, but my mom, as the forgetful and the bitch she is, didn't buy the tickets in time. I told her about the event beforehand and how the tickets were $20, which was affordable, and you know what she said? She said she would look the tickets. And I know she didn't even bother just to piss me off.

What did my mom do after her "I'll consider buying them" bullshit? She looked at the tickets, put them on a separate webpage, and kept focusing on her life on Facebook and not buy the tickets until it was too late thanks to her!

Here's the sign that I wanted to bring if you didn't get what I'm talking about:

I even worked on some drawings for Kairi to choose from and yes, I'm an artist, but now that she's leaving, I'm throwing them away.


When Kairi got called up to Smackdown, I was a little disappointed but at the same time, happy for her. And she and Asuka would be buried as a tag team many months later and that pissed me off to know that she and Asuka as The Kabuki Warriors, which is a joke of a name for their tag team, were off tv for MONTHS.

Then, Wrestlemania season starts in January of this year and I learned that Wrestlemania was taking place in my hometown of Tampa, Florida. I was excited because I've been to the Raw Reunion, which was the hot mess of all hot messes, an NXT House Show, and a Friday Night Smackdown taping in 2013, but Wrestlemania was something I wanted to be a part of, all until the GODDAMN GLOBAL BASTARD had to fuck it all up. It canceled Wrestlemania, Axxess, even a couple meet and greets that involved some of my favorite wrestlers including one Kairi Sane.

Now that she's gone and planning on retiring after one more run in her native Japan, I won't be able meet her at all. Still, I don't blame her at all for leaving, even if it has to do with her personal life.

And then, I couldn't believe what I discovered. Just when she was going to retire just to be with her husband, turns out it wasn't the case. And it turns out that the reason Kairi was leaving is because her career almost slept with the fishes because of one NIA JAX. OF ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE! Who could believe it? Nia almost ended the careers of Kairi, Asuka, she even took Ember Moon out of commission because of her stupid unsafe in-ring prowess.

What's even more of a joke is that Vince is still high on Nia and she won't be fired because of her stupid relations with Dwayne Johnson of all people! I don't blame Kairi for leaving at all but to almost end her career, with a woman who looks like she could be Godzilla's wife in disguise? No sir! This will not stand!

That's why I decided to write "My Heart Will Go On: Kairi Sane X OC" to not feel sad about Kairi leaving the company and I'll never have that opportunity to meet her again.

And now if you can excuse me, I'm gonna take a nice long bath with my good friends Billy The Baseball Bat and Timmy The Toaster.