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After the events of the last book Bruce Wayne has a new son named Jason Todd after Dick Grayson left.Barbara Gordon has been paralyzed from a gunshot to the spine.The person who did this is the new villian in town.Previ...
One of Jokers men is carrying Jason.They carry him and put him in a car.
Joker:Boys....we are going back home!!!!!
Thugs:WOO!
They start driving and we see where they are heading...
Arkham Asylum.
Thug:Boss wont we get arrested?
Joker:No.I know some people on the inside?
Thug2:Like the doc?
Joker:Yes HUHUHU!
The two guards guarding the gates are talking.
Man:Standing is so weird
Man2:Listen you are so weird for leaning.
Man:Well at least my shit cant fall onto the ground!
Man 2:Well its easier to wipe your ass like that!
Then they see a truck coming.
Thug:Boss this is too fast!!!!!....Boss......boss....BOSS!!!
Then the truck burst through the gate!!!!!
Joker:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LADIES AND GENTS THE NEW WARDENS HERE!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!
They all exit.
Thug3:Boss what are we doing here?
Joker:Getting a few friends.
They walk in and shoot a few guards.
Asylum Cafe
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We see a female doctor get a coffee but another doctor bumps into her.
Doctor:Oh no! Im so sorry.
Female Doctor:Its all good.
Doctor:I dont believe ive met you before.Im doctor Penelope Young.
Female Doctor:M...my names H....Ha...
Just then the alarm goes off.
Penelope:Oh no...im sorry what did you say.
Female Doctor:Dont worry.....you will learn it soon.*smirks*
Then Penelope runs off.
The female doc smiles and walks away.She walks over and presses a button.
Female Doctor:*In walkie talkie* Party time Puddin!!!!
She presses a button and everyone is released from their cells.A bunch of people run but we see one man slowly step out.
Roman Sionis:This time im escaping for good.
Joker:*In walkie talkie*You did good.....
Female Doctor:Thanks Mr.J and Harleen doesnt fit anymore.....Say hello to your new and improved Harley Quinn!
Joker:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Harley walks out and jumps into Jokers arms.
Joker:Boys....lets go home.
Thug:But boss the bat will be going to Ace.
Joker facepalms
Joker:NOT ACE YOU STUPID ASSWIPE!!!!!
Thug:Then where?
Joker:This is our home now.
Harley:The Asylum?
Joker:Yes.......it is where our love started......HUHUHUHUHUHU
A few months ago
Dr.Joan Leland:Harleen.Im intrigued by you interning for Arkham.
Harley:I always had a thing for extreme personalities.
Joan:Let me warn you though...these are highly dangerous criminals.....they will eat you for breakfast and enjoy it.
Harley:Ey ey doc.
Harley walks away and enters a cell.
She grabs her tape recorder.
Harley:Patient interview number one..."The Joker" aka Red Hood.
We only see the Jokers hands.Hes shuffling playing cards.
Joker:So im your first doc....
Harley:Indeed.Tell me a bit about yourself and your past.
Joker:Well......im the clown prince of crime....and to answer your question doc....If im going to have a past....i prefer it to be multiple choice.....But hey ill tell ya anyway because...doc.....i like you....
Harley smirks.
Harley:You are trying to flirt arent ya?
Joker:Maybe...now where was i OH YES so my childhood was good.I had a nice family.One day my dad took me to the circus a lot but one day it was unique.It was very different........He went crazy.Madness fueled him.He started to go batshit crazy....until......
Harley:Until what tell me.Tell me!
Joker:Thats for another time doc
He leans in and we see his face and he holds a card.A joker card.
