Titanium: a glee fic (S4)

Senior Year

THIS IS A SEQUAL--- PLEASE READ THE FIRST BOOK

Battle Cry: a glee fic (S3)

OK ENJOY :D

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I'm not a bitch, I just have a very low tolerance for bullshit

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JBI-What's up, blogosphere? Jacob Ben Israel here, back on the street with an exclusive look at McKinley's newest celebrities, the New Directions!

JBI-Artie Abrams, lunch room sources tell me you've been seen sitting with Cheerios!

AA- Well, I'm usually sitting. But, yes, and I can tell you it is great to finally be popular. National champs, baby! Whoo!

JBI- Sam Evans: from hobo stripper to glee club celebrity. How does it feel?

SE- Awesome, and about time.

TCC- I never thought I'd have a freshman for a personal assistant. This isn't organic.

JBI- Wow. C You Next Tina.

RANDOM PERSON- Do Taylor Lautner again.

SE- Bella, I love you. And I am a werewolf.

JBI- here is the basketball player turned New Directions star, is your new found popularity what caused this huge, and hot change, or does it have to do with your boyfriend being deported.

PJ- *walks away completely ignoring the irritating little shit*

JBI- um ok, Presley what do you think-

BR- Walk away leech

JBI- Is it true you broke up with Mike Chang a week after tattooing "Mike Chang 4ever" on your hip because the long-distance thing was too hard?

TCC- Um okay.  I still love him, and we're still friends, and I changed the tattoo to "Make Change 4ever." Change is good.

JBI- They said Rachel Berry was the group's undisputed star, so, really, the only question is: Which one of you is the new Rachel?

ALL ND MEMBERS AT THE SAME TIME- I am.

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Senior year man... What a bitch.

I'm almost done and out and yet I'm still here for one last year it's cruel and unusual punishment if you ask me.

Some news about me, I feel like there will be some pretty big changes happening...

Because this year, I'm the top bitch whose not afraid to cut anyone down to size.

Also, update, my hair is no longer red...

It's fifty shades of purple and blue mothafucka.

I felt like I needed a drastic change, so I got piercings and a hair job.