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Chapter Four- The Sad Meal part 2

The band arrived home and Jamie hid Nick in his room away from Alex, he wasn't going to let him be locked in the basement anymore.

Jamie had taken the sad meal box into his room and Matt entered, looking at him before smiling.

"Can I have that..? I think that Alex will like it a lot" Matt said to him, Jamie looked at him and then at the box, opening it and taking a whiff of what was inside, immediately cringing in disgust and closing the box.

"Ew that's probably poison, Matt, Nick, why did you agree to letting that Luigi on drugs guy show this to us?" He asked them, Nick raising an eyebrow and Matt just rolling his eyes.

"That was YOU Jamie, now anyway," Matt went over and grabbed the box from him, "since you didn't directly answer me, I'm taking this" he smirked as he walked back towards the door, the sad meal box in hand.

Jamie just sighed, "Whatever."

Nick on the other hand looked at Matt "What are you going to do with that?" He asked him. Matt turned around and looked at Nick.

"Giving it to Alex duh, mans hungry and loves McDonalds, the least we could do for him is this," Matt answered. "Ok I'm going to the basement, bye." and then Matt made his way to the basement so that he could give the meal to Alex.

Alex was just sleeping because there was nothing else to do in the basement. Matt woke him up and handed him the meal, smiling to him.

"What the fuck is this?" Alex asked him, looking at this Chinese e-bay looking box, this looked sketchy as well.

"It's the sad meal, it's confidential from the public, we got it for free." Matt explained, Alex just looking at him, lost.

"This looks so dodgy, what's in this?" He once again asked.

"It's a very nice, top secret meal, it's delicious, you'll love it, I know you will" Matt smiled.

Alex just looked at him then at the box, Matt really wanted him to eat it to see what would happen, this meal didn't look safe and he at least wanted to see someone eat it, to see what would happen to them.

Alex opened the box and immediately was hit in the face with the most disgusting, repulsive stench ever, and before he knew it, he was being sick, all over the box.

Matt just looked away not knowing that Alex would throw up just from the smell, kind of weak if you told him. He sighed and looked to the floor as he waited for Alex to finish.

Alex finished and looked up to him, closing the box and moving it away from him.

"Are you trying to fucking poison me? That was absolutely rank! What's in that?!" He asked Matt, annoyed and kind of pissed. Matt looked up and sighed.

"I honestly don't know anymore Al.. and yes I was kind of hoping to poison your annoying bratty ass" He admitted, he wondered if what poundland Luigi told him was true.

The room began to randomly shake, and in the corner of the room was a mini pinkish tornado.

Matt and Alex backed away to the opposite corner as they stared at this weird misty tornado thing. The tornado thing soon forming into... Dora?

It was the ghost of Dora the Explorer, not looking very happy at all and she was covered in some mushy liquid.

"Hola, soy Dora" she smiled in her happy spanish accent, her mood then went back to unhappy, "and I'm no muy feliz" she added in a harsher tone, with a frown.

A/N: God this story is getting worse and I'm treating it how the writers treat riverdale smh. Any way imagine Dora like how she is in the video below but she's not goth, that's how I'm going for her, she is pissed, I wonder why hmm...

Anyway this chapter is kind of short because I felt as if I was writing too much, so I'll just continue the rest in chapter 5 so um I'm just going to um go now and I'm sorry that you're reading this mess

*does the peace sign and slowly fades into nothingness*

(It's ok I hate me too)