ASK OR DARE CREEPYPASTA'S!! (Everyone welcome)

FIGHT!!

Me: Come on everyone I'm  sooo bored, and this story can't continue without you all...  

Sally and Lazari: *cries* M-maybe they don't l-like us anymore... 

Jeff: Well fuck them to!! They don't know amazing when they see it!!

Me: Jeff shut up and leave the people alone!! *crouches to Sally and Lazari's level* No sweeties they all love you both.... It's Jeff I'm not so sure they like... So no more crying... It's breaking my heart...

Sally and Lazari: *sniffles and giggle hugging me* yeah your right!!

Jeff: HEY!! I HEARD THAT YOU BITCH!! 

Me: Yeah you were supposed to. *smiles smugly*

Jeff: *growls* *pulls out knives*

Me: *growls back as my eyes turn black and red and start crying black on one side and blood on the other* *grows claws and my hands glow red* *pulls out knives two*

Splender walks in and notices Jeff and I are about to fight.

Splender: *turns our weapons into stuffed animals and flowers* * teleports between them*Nuh uh uh!

Jeff and I: HEY!! What the hell!? 

Splender: *giggles* What's going on? Why are you two sooo mad? 

Jeff: Cause Sage is being an Asshole...*shoves me*

Me: And Jeff was being a little bitch!! *turns around to punch Jeff in the face causing him to stagger backwards and grab the side of his face*

Jeff: *growls again* YOU LITTLE- * Jeff tackles me and we start to fight*

Splender frowns and tries to get us to stop. But like the competitive, sore loser, and little shits we are just ignore him and keep fighting. Slender hears all the noise and teleports in the living room. 

Slender: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!? 

Jeff and I instantly freeze looking up at Slender with Jeff on his back and me on his stomach holding him by the collar of his hoodie about to punch him in the face again. I turn back to normal.

Jeff and I: Uuuuuuh *we both push each other away and jump up and start talking at the same time saying the same things pointing at each other* HE/ SHE STARTED IT!! WHAT!? *We look at each other* NO YOU DID!! NO YOU!! STOP COPYING ME!! NO YOU!! SHUT UP!! WHY DON'T YOU!? NO YOU FIRST!! 

Slender: *growls and his tendrils flail angerly behind him* YOU TWO ENOUGH WITH THIS FOOLISH BEHAVER!! 

Jeff and I instantly stop and look towards slender on lower our heads. 

Jeff and I: Sorry sir... 

Slender: *huffs* It's fine but you two will have to learn to work together so you two are now partners for missions. 

Jeff and I: WHAT NO I'M NOT GOING TO WORK WITH HER/HIM! GOOD CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH YOU EITHER!!

Slender: SILENCE!! 

Jeff and I stop.

Slender: THIS IS WHY I'M HAVING YOU TWO WORK TOGETHER!! *turns to Splender* If you or anyone needs me I'll be in my office... *teleports to his office*

Splender: *smiles brightly* Okay younger brother!! Goodbye!! 

Me: *Rolls my eyes* Okay every on this is it for now

 Don't forget to ask or dare us I'm avalible to ask or dare as well!! and tell me who you think started the fight!! bye!!