The Keg

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Jackie giggled as Steven started nibbling on her neck. He had convinced her to cut class to fool around in Eric's car. They started laying down to make out some more.
They felt the car shake when Donna and Eric took their seats, slamming the doors shut and starting the car.

"Why are we moving?" Hyde grunted as he got up.


Eric and Donna released startled yelps, turning their attention to them as Jackie sat up as well, running a hand down her hair.

"Hyde!" Eric yelped, "You're in my car! Why're you in my car!?... Wait, how did you get in my car?"

"It's Hyde, Eric, do you really hafta ask?" Donna smiled "Did you have fun?" Jackie threw her a nasty look, but Hyde smirked, wrapping an arm around her shoulders, "I had loads of fun." Jackie smacked his chest.

"Hey, why're you guys here, anyway?" Hyde asked, leaning back in his seat, Jackie resting against him with crossed arms.

"I cut class," Eric smiled proudly.

"... No, seriously, was there a fire drill?" Hyde asked Donna.

"Hey, I ditched class before," Eric said indignantly.

"Awww, I think Oppie's getting mad." Jackie cooed, scruffing Eric's hair a little.

"Hey, what'd I tell you about callin' me Oppie?"

"Oppie, look out for that keg in the middle of the road!"

"Whoa." - Eric

"It's a keg." - Hyde

"Of beer." - Donna

"It must be a sign." - Hyde

"Of beer... Oh, that's it, I'm cuttin' class every day." - Eric

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"Where did you find it?" Fez asked in awe as he watched Kelso and Hyde carry the keg to the basement shower. Donna, Eric, and Jackie stood next to him, moving out of the way to give Hyde and Kelso room.

"Drivin' down the road, man, and there she was," Hyde answered as he and Kelso set the keg in the shower.

"Oh, it was a beer in the headlights," Fez laughed, shaking his head, "That is my first American joke."

"Wow," Eric smiled excitedly, "How often do you find a mysterious keg of free beer?"

"Only once in a while," Kelso smiled, not noticing the stupid look Jackie shot him.

"You're right, man, you're absolutely right," Hyde nodded, "And when God gives you beer, you gotta-"

"Kill a virgin," Fez smiled.

A small pause.

"No," Eric said, looking at him strangely before smiling, "Throw a party."

"Go for it, Eric," Donna encouraged, patting him on the shoulder.

"If Forman's throwin' a party, people'll only show up for the beer, then leave," Hyde said, smirking, "I say we charge 'em for it."

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