Alternative That 70s Show

Wrestling

The basement was silent, Hyde in his chair, Eric and Kelso on the couch, and Fez in the lawn chair. Hyde seemed perfectly normal, his attention on the TV, but Eric, Kelso, and Fez kept glancing around, trying to find something wrong.

"Okay," Eric said, breaking the silence, "Something's off."

Hyde gave him a funny look, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Nah, Eric's right," Kelso said, his brows furrowed, "There's somethin' weird goin' on."

Fez suddenly hopped from his chair, "Holy smokes, I figured it out!" He exclaimed before pointing at Hyde, "Hyde and Jackie have done it!"

"Oh my God," Eric said, looking at Hyde, "You did do it!"

"Will you two shut up before Jackie comes in here!" Hyde shouted, making Fez pout and sink back into his seat.

"Well, congratulations, Hyde," Eric grinned, "You've officially sold your soul to the devil; how's it feel?"

Hyde shook his head, but gave a small grin.

"So..." Kelso grinned perversely, looking at Hyde with the expression of an excited child, "Jackie's hot in bed, right?"

Hyde leaned over, harshly punching his arm, creating a loud noise, making him flinch and grab onto it in pain, Eric and Fez snickering.

"It was fine, man, but now she's actin' weird," Hyde said, leaning back into his seat, "She's bein' all nice and doin' everything I ask 'er to."

"We're talkin' about Jackie, Hyde," Eric grinned disbelievingly, "This is the girl who's been tryin' to get a leash on you for the past year."

"Exactly," Hyde nodded, looking rather bewildered, "There's gotta be a catch, right?"

"No, Jackie being nice is a good thing," Fez said, "Maybe now she will stop asking me to be her chauffeur."

Hyde rolled his eyes as the basement door opened, Donna and Jackie coming in.

"Hey guys," Donna greeted as she removed her coat, taking a seat next to Eric.

Jackie immediately walked toward Hyde, placing a hand on his shoulder, "Hi sweetie," She smiled, "How are you?"

Hyde gave her a strained smile, obviously put off and a little irked by her new behavior, "Just fine, Jackie," He said with a fake voice, talking through his teeth. He grabbed her arm, gently settling her into his lap, tossing Eric a 'See!?' look over her shoulder. "Now let's shut up," He said in a falsely sweet voice, "Wrestling's back on."

"Ah, I love wrestling," Donna grinned, grabbing Eric and putting him in a headlock, naive to the fact that she was crushing his face right into her chest. She held onto him for a moment before she realized he was just sitting there like a piece of dead meat, "Come on, you're not even fighting back!"

"Donna," Hyde smirked, draping an arm loosely around Jackie's waist, "Why would he fight back?"

Donna glanced down at Eric before flushing, shoving him away with a small slap on the top of his head. He simply shook his head, chuckling at her before turning his attention back to the TV.