Alternative That 70s Show

Grandma's dead

Hey, Forman," Hyde smirked when he opened the basement door, Jackie behind him, catching sight of Eric and Donna on the couch, "Let's go get wasted."

Eric immediately pointed a finger at Hyde, looking at Donna with wide eyes, while Donna just threw her head back in exasperation, yelling, "Oh! Great."

"See?" Eric shouted, "Hyde's a real friend. He's gonna help me get through my Gramma's death."

"Your Gramma's dead?" Jackie's voice perked up. She looked sympathetic and patted his arm.

"Oh, man, uh..." Hyde mumbled as he kneeled next to Eric, placing a hand on his shoulder. He suddenly grinned again, "Let's go get wasted."

Eric quickly nodded, grabbing his jacket and following Hyde out the door, hearing Donna's irritated shouts cut off when they shut the door.

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The guys, plus Jackie, sat around the bar table, Jackie in Hyde's lap. While Kelso and Fez kept up a quiet conversation as they waited for a waitress, Jackie leaned against Hyde as his arms tightened around her, his face buried in the crook of her neck giving her kisses. She giggles a little then turns his face to look at her and they start making out.

A loud slap on the table interrupted them, he and Jackie jumping a little at the sudden noise, giving Eric an annoyed look as he continued beating the table to get the waitress's attention.

"Waitress!" He shouted, "Waitress!"

"Forman," Hyde said lowly, "Relax, okay?" He glanced up at the waitress as she gave them an annoyed smile. "Hi," He said, "We're gonna need a pitcher and four glasses, please."

"I'm gonna need to see some ID," The waitress said, pointing at Jackie, "Especially the little girl's."

"Little girl?" Jackie said, irked.

Hyde giving the waitress a fake smile as he removed his fake I.d from his pocket. "Of course. I have mine right here, but the rest of the fellas left theirs back at the military base."

"Gotcha," The waitress rolled her eyes, walking off to take their orders. Two blonde girls walked up to them, smiling.

"So," The darker haired one said, "You're in the military? What base are you from?"

Jackie gave them an annoyed look, but Hyde simply gave them a fake grin "It's a secret military base."

"Well, I'm Charlotte," The lighter haired one said, "And this is my sister Charlene."

Kelso grinned excitedly, stuttering over his name, "Hi, I'm... Ted."

"Sergeant Shaft," Hyde smirked.

"You can call me Honcho," Eric said blankly.

"I am Eric Forman," Fez smiled. The waitress came back with the beers.

"Oh, Sally," Charlene said, "Put that on our tab and bring everybody a round of shots."

"What is going on?" Fez asked.