Alternative That 70s Show

Hyde moves in

Hyde sighed in boredom as he pulled Jackie closer to him; the two were sitting in the back of the Cruiser with Fez, Kelso, Donna, and Eric up front. But they've been out for at least an hour and a half, and

"Guys," He finally muttered, "Can we do something besides cruise? That's the third time tonight we've passed that house."

"You know what we could do?" Kelso suddenly grinned, "We could go skinny dipping."

"Naked!" Kelso burst out spastically, "That's the way God intended it!"

"No way," Jackie mumbled and Hyde playfully shook her with the arm around her shoulders. "C'mon, Jackie," He teased, "It could be fun."

"Well, sure, it's fun for you guys," Donna said, "Cuz you get to look at us and that's a treat," she and Jackie shared a smile, "But then we hafta look at you and that's nasty." Hyde snorted.

"So, you don't wanna do it?" Eric asked.

"Whatever," Donna grinned, "I'll do it."

Eric's eyes widened before he pressed on the gas harder, speaking quickly, "Okay, let's go."

"Naked is dirty," Fez grinned, beginning a song, "Dirty, dirty, dirty." Soon, everyone joined in on his song, laughing.

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Hyde and Jackie snickered as they watched Fez belly flop into the reservoir water, a loud smack resounding from the move. The two of them were on top of the cliff. Kelso, Donna, and Eric were out in the middle of the water, Fez swimming toward them in excitement.

Jackie looked over into the water "I don't know Steven it looks dangerous."

He walked up behind her and whispered  in her ear "sorry babe" and pushed her into the water.

She screamed while going down and came up sputtering "Steven" she squealed.

He grinned and cannoned balled after her. When he came to the surface he saw her pouting and he pulled her closer, she wrapped her hands and legs around him.

She studied him before a second. "Steven," She said quietly, "What's going on?"

"What?" He asked, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"At home; what's going on?"

"Jac-"

"Guys," Donna's voice cut him off, "Where the hell are our clothes?"

Hyde glanced over, "What?"

"Our clothes are gone! Oh, crap, did somebody steal them?"

Hyde began quickly swimming toward them, "If somebody took my glasses, I'm gonna be super pissed!"
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Jackie and Donna brushed their wet hair back, sitting up front with Eric, who was driving. Hyde, Kelso, and Fez sat in the back, Kelso and Hyde thumbing each other back and forth.

They were nude. All of them.

"That was so much fun, Kelso, it really was," Jackie said sweetly before her voice suddenly turned pissed, "Except for the part where someone stole our clothes, you idiot!"