Alternative That 70s Show

Stolen Car

Just so you know, Donna," Jackie lifted her head from her magazine to look at Donna, the two sitting Indian style and facing each other on her bed, surrounded by magazines, "When I finally decide to do it with Steven, I've got the whole thing planned out."

Donna smiled at her, nodding her head in encouragement.

"Okay, first," Jackie started, "I'll be wearing a very sexy reignoir."

"Don't you mean," Donna interrupted, "Peignoir?"

"Okay, yeah, whatever, stop ruining this, Donna," Jackie rolled her eyes before continuing, "And then, there'll be candles everywhere. But also, there'll be a gigantic banner. Then Steven will come in, and the wind will be blowing. And then, we'll have the most magical night of our lives." Jackie smiled dreamily, her face becoming dazed as she lost herself in her fantasy.

Donna shook her head, chuckling a little, "So, um, if you have it all planned out, why are you, uh... why are you still waiting?"

"I want it to be really, really special."

"Jackie, relax," Donna said, placing a hand over Jackie's, "Hyde loves you." Donna grinned teasingly in an attempt to comfort her friend, "I mean, how could it not be with a gigantic banner?"

"Exactly," Jackie smiled, not catching the sarcasm.

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Hyde, Kelso, Eric, and Fez were sitting side by side in metal folding chairs in a bar-less cell, the only way out being the door on the side, locked up tight.

"This is great; I'm dead," Eric said, his never ending whining continuing, "You know, when we were in my car, and I was runnin' the show, I don't remember one single time we got arrested."

"Forman," Hyde said lowly, irritated by the constant whining, "Will you relax? Please?"

"Yeah, man!" Kelso exclaimed, clearly panicking, "We're all in trouble here!"

"Oh, no," Eric snarked, "No, no, no, no," he pointed at Kelso, "Your parents have seven kids, they're not even gonna notice you're gone," Kelso pouted dejectedly, and then Eric pointed to Fez, "Your parents don't even live in this country," Fez pouted as well, crossing his arms like a child, and Eric pointed at Hyde, "And your mom's probably one cell over," he shrank slightly under the look Hyde gave him, continuing nervously, "So that just leaves me. I'm the one who's really in trouble here."

"Oh, boo hoo, Forman," Hyde snarked,  "You think I'm not gonna get in trouble?"

"I will be deported," Fez said whimpered, "They will send me back to my homeland, the island of-"

Fez was cut off when the door opened, a police officer walking in, "Okay," He said, "Who's the ring leader here?"

"He is," Kelso, Fez, and Hyde immediately pointed to Eric, the three of them still irked about the prissy comments on their home lives.

"You get one phone call," The officer says, handing Eric a dime before walking toward the door.

"To anywhere?" Fez asked.