Alternative That 70s Show

The Drive in

So Donna say yes, man?" Hyde asked casually from his usual chair, reading the newspaper, Eric facing him from his seat on the couch.

"Yes."

"Alright," Hyde smirked, "Me n' Jackie can go with you."

"No," Eric said immediately.

"What's your problem, Forman?" Hyde asked, making a face at him.

"You'd be like competition."

"Competition? What the hell are you talkin' about, ya moron?"

"I'd hafta keep up with you and Jackie and that would make me nervous."

"What does that mean?"

"Well, you and Jackie have done it, like, a million times already."

"We have never done it, dillhole," Hyde said, giving Eric a stupid look.

"You haven't?" Eric stuttered, obviously confused.

"No," Hyde said, irritation leaking into his tone, "I'm tryin' to take it easy on 'er."

"Well, whatever."

"Fine, we won't come."

"Perfect."

"The Omen," Jackie said, leaning against the railing on the Forman porch beside Donna, "That's at the drive-in."

"I know, I don't know what to do," Donna answered, "I mean, I really like Eric and I'd like to have a physical relationship with him, but-"

"It's called make out, Donna," Jackie interrupted, a little annoyed at her friend's prudish choice of words, "Just say it. Make out."

"Alright, make out," Donna said, giving Jackie a look as she did, "But I don't want it to be public. I don't want it to be tacky. I don't with it be pressure... and now it's this tacky public pressure make out thing."

"I understand, everyone wants their first make out to be special," Jackie smiled, "Someplace romantic like Ireland or Disneyland."

"Disneyland?" Donna gave Jackie a look, "How did Hyde fall for you?"

Jackie gave her a nasty look for a brief moment before smiling again, "So, let's focus. He asked you to the drive-in. And you say yes?"

"Yes... Will you come with us?"

"Why?"

"You'd be like a loophole."

"Loophole?"

"I could always talk to you if I get nervous cuz... I mean, you gotta be bored with sex by now."

"What'd you mean?"

"Well, you and Hyde have done it, like, a million times already."

"Steven and I have never done it," Jackie said, annoyed by her friend's assumptions, "So far, we've only gotten to third base once. Trust me, when we finally do it, he'll be praising me for weeks."