Jungkook wasn't happy when Yoongi waltzed into their apartment wearing another man's shirt, visible, fresh hickeys running down his neck— no doubt in other parts of his body as well, Jungkook thought to himself. Yoongi only smiled, waving at Jungkook.
"Morning." he greeted, making a beeline towards the kitchen, where Taehyung was making breakfast. "Sorry, I'm late."
Jungkook scoffed, crossing his arms. "You seem to have had a great time, Yoongi."
"Don't sound so jealous, baby, you know I only have eyes for you." Yoongi mused, winking exaggeratedly at Jungkook. "What's for breakfast? I'm starving."
"Just some pancakes and eggs," Taehyung answered, smiling slightly. "I'm kind of tired to make a big breakfast. Kind of sore. Yoongi, do you need some painkillers?"
Yoongi chuckled at the statement. "Painkillers? What's that? The pain's all part of the fun. Ain't that right, babe?"
Jungkook said nothing, opting to smile wanly instead. He couldn't understand how Yoongi was so casual about this. It didn't faze him at all to call Jungkook pet names, endearing names that made Jungkook's heart soar out of his chest. But for Yoongi, they were meaningless words he used on the daily. Jungkook was sure Yoongi had already used them on Hoseok, it was one of his go-to words of affection, after all. Still, a part of Jungkook hoped that Yoongi genuinely meant them when he used them on him.
"Seems like Jungkook was the only one who didn't have much fun last night," Yoongi said, cocking his head to the side. "What happened to them?"
Jungkook clicked his tongue. "Namjoon already had his dick in some girl's pussy. That left me with Jimin. Jimin, being the caring, considerate sap he is, stayed with me and then took me to his room to talk. He dropped me off here. No action for me."
"Aw, does Jungkook want some?" Taehyung snickered, raising his brows suggestively.
"Fuck off, Taehyung." Jungkook murmured. "I'm not horny bastards like you two."
Yoongi hummed. "I beg to differ, Jungkook. You may be the worst of all of us."
"If that's what helps you sleep at night." Jungkook rolled his eyes. At the sound of the notification coming from his phone, he pulled it out, smirking to himself. Yoongi eyed Jungkook's reaction.
"That one of your loverboys?" Yoongi asked, with no trace of jealousy in his tone. He sounded curious, and at the question, even Taehyung looked up from his meal, arching a brow. Jungkook nodded. "Damn, already got one of them worrying for you? I thought this was supposed to be a challenge."
park jimin: hey, minjun! i hope you're feeling better :)
park jimin: listen, i know it's a bit late, but there's a cafe downtown i'd love to take you to. i feel bad for forcing you home, and i thought you might need someone to talk to.
park jimin: no pressure, of course!
"Asking me out on a date already." Jungkook scoffed smugly, waving his phone in triumph. "And I didn't even have to sleep with him."
Yoongi shook his head. "I didn't give Hoseok my number. File suggests he prefers the chase over anything. Made up some bullshit about fate to keep him intrigued."
Taehyung burst into laughter. "Fate? That's what you hooked him on? Yoongi, I think you might either be the cockiest son of a bitch or the stupidest one."
"That's where you're wrong," Yoongi smirked, pointing to himself. "This is his shirt. And this," he pulled the shirt down. "Are only some of his marks on me. I doubt someone not interested in me would go all out. I've got him wrapped around my finger, I know it."
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Fanfiction❝I was given a month to get that twig of a man to fall in love with me before I kill him. Considering he hired a private investigator to find my whereabouts, I'd say I'm doing a wondrous job.❞ Min Yoongi is an Elite member of Project Heartbreak, a s...