Gender of mosquitoes

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Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: killing mosquitoes.
Wife: How many did you kill?
Husband: Total 5. 3 mails, 2 females.
Wife: How do you know their gender?
Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer.

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