You were at mc doniolnds when you saw a FAT stupid idiot... you walked away from the mirror and went to order food when some fat bowling ball looking a$$ was in front of you rehearsing the Bible.
"GRRR... BEACHED WHALE MOVE" you screamed.
He turned around and did a Banche screech and said
"STOP IM PREGNANT!!!"
You blushed because he was soooooooooo hot. His belly was pushing you away from him because he was so F***ING FAT. He ordered everything off the menu and sat by himself with his head down crying like a stupid little baby. You got a pee sample in a cup with whipped cream and went to sit with him. He looked up at you and he started growling like a wild animal. He said,
"sorry that's my spirit animal..."
"It's ok" u said bak XDXDXDXD
You ate with him while you two talked
*LOUD DIARRHEA SOUNDS*
Cleetus looked pi$$ed off 😡😡😡😡😡🕺🏻😡😡
"AH F**K ME I SH*T MY PANTS BRB SUCKAH" cleetus said as he waddled to the bathroom with diarrhea coming out of his overalls. "F**K UR SELFIE" you screamed back at him...
You felt like you were catching feelings...
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