Snily One Shots

January 9th

 A/N Okay guys, my phone is temporarily broken, the damn charger isn't charging, so I might not be able to update as much as I'd like. Also, today is Snape's birthday!! So, enjoy this birthday smut!

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  "Sev, come on!" Lily grabbed Severus's hand and tried pulling him with her, but to no avail. Severus stood firm.

   "Lily, no, I gotta study and my potions-"

   "They can wait Sev." Lily turned back to the Slytherin, still holding his hand. They looked at each other, trying to assert dominance with the other, but it looked like Lily was about to win this time. "Severus, it's your birthday. I'm gonna treat you to something nice, whether you like it or not."

   Severus bit his lip at the fierce Gryffindor and nodded, knowing she wouldn't take no for an answer.

   They walked down the halls, Lily holding Severus's hand, and started on the trail leading to Hogsmead.

   "So," Severus said, trying to find out what Lily was planning, "what are we gonna do?"

   "Well, first, I'm taking you to the Three Broomsticks and we're gonna have a drink. After that, it's a surprise," Lily winked provocatively. Severus bit his lip but said no more on the matter, tightening his grip on her hand.

   They finally reached Hogsmead and entered the Three Broomsticks. They sat down and Madam Rosmerta came around to then. "Lily!" She greeted, smiling. She then looked at her companion. "Snape." She acknowledged. Severus nodded in greeting. She then turned back to Lily. "What would you like, ma'am?"

   "Well, um, two cups of butterbeer and two cups of firewhiskey."

   Severus choked. "Firewhiskey, Lils?"

   "I said we were going out for a drink," Lily said but Severus still protested.

   "That's way too much alcohol-"

   "Then you won't have to drink any. But for those of us who can actually hold their liquor, we drink firewhiskey." Lily knew Severus would take the hidden challenge.

   Severus frowned then turned to Madam Rosmerta. "Two butterbeers and two firewhiskeys." Rosmerta nodded and was about to leave before Severus called out, "And some cigarettes please." She nodded again and left.

   Lily turned to Severus. "Since when did you smoke?"

   He shrugged. "Around the end of my fifth year. You've never tried?"

   "No! Smoke tastes disgusting!" Lily grimaced at the thought. Snape chucked.

   Rosmerta came back with the drinks and cigarettes. Severus grabbed one and lit it, taking a long drag. He released the smoke away from Lily, who took this action gratefully.

   He then gave Lily the cigarette. "Try it," he smiled. She shook her head vicariously. "C'mon Lils, try it once and I won't make you try it anymore."

   Lily took the cigarette in her hands and put it to her mouth. She took a drag - too long a drag - and started to cough. Severus took the cigarette back and gave her her butterbeer. She drank from it and set it down. She glared at Severus. "You trying to kill me, mate?"

   Severus laughed and Lily followed. They spent the rest of their time in the bar making jokes and drink liquor.

   By the time they walked out, Lily was a bit better than Snape, who could not hold his liquor, and she helped him as he stumbled a bit.