The Confession

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by Shadowed03

by Shadowed03

*Simon runs into the Problems People Congregational Alliance meeting room. Everyone turns back at him, confused.*

Tylen: Simon did you get your problem yet?

Maran: Simon what are you doing here?

Simon: I have something I need to say.

Jehoaddan: WOW Simon, interrupting our meeting! Don't you think that's a little rude?

Devon: Yeah dude, you don't even have a problem, what's up with that?

*Jordan looks down, not saying anything, he knows what's about to happen. Simon walks up to Jordan, he stares into his poopy brown eyes. He raises his chin up with his finger.*

Simon: Jordan, the reason I pretended to be a girl, was because I didn't know how to confess my love without being one.

Jordan: No, not here!

Jehoaddan: No homo though right?

*Simon looks at Jehoaddan, and slaps her.*

Simon: No! Full homo!

*Ms. Buzzwell who had secretly been spying on Simons entire life starts clapping in the background. Libby is also there lol.*

Gaelyn: My mom told me my ancestors burned gay people.

*Everyone stares at Gaelyn*

Maran: Dude your name is pronounced (Gay-lin)

Gaelyn: Ah crap you're right.

*Gaelyn rips off his shirt to reveal a rainbow painted chest underneath. Jordan stands up on his chair.*

Jordan: I'm proud to be a gay.

Devon: You're gay, I thought you were American.

*Jordan gets down and tries to put his arms on Simon's shoulder, but he's too short. Jordan gets on his chair to be taller, but when Simon thinks he's gonna try and put his arms on his shoulders again, he instead kisses him on the lips.*

Simon: Bro.

Jordan: Bro.

Maran: Bro.

Devon: Bro.

Gaelyn: Bruh.

Tylen: Bro.

Jehoaddan: Bro.

Gretchen: Yuhhhh get into it.

*Jordans jacket comes off, and from that day forward, their love, came through.*