The second part of the archive of parchments publishing the Ragnarssons' reactions to situations proposed by you guys!
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Author's Notes | Another one for us to laugh as fuck. In this one, they're already aware of the existence of the menstrual cycle - due to the modern times - but well... A man like them buying menstrual pads is always something fun to be seen.
Info | Modern Age AU, requested by anon
⁑ Warnings: Some cursing.
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Björn is up to help to buy her things until he arrives at the drug store and takes notice of how many different menstrual pads exist in this world. Then, he picks up the phone and calls her completely dizzy.
"For the gods' sake, woman, how am I supposed to know what kind of pussy-coverage do you want me to buy???"
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Ubbe is very solicitous to help her but gets really confused with all the brands and different kinds of pads so, he ends up calling her in the middle of his trip to the drugstore.
"Love... What are tampons? I mean... You put them inside?!"
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Hvitserk is pretty solicitous as well, but he doesn't want to admit he doesn't understand a thing of those brands so, he goes at the drugstore, buys one of each kind he finds and brings them all home!
"But love! They said each one serves for a different thing! I thought you could need all of them!"
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Sigurd is ashamed of making questions at the drugstore so, he ensures he'll have all the information he needs by writing everything she needs in a list before going.
"So, just for me to be sure, babe, you want a pack of the nocturne pads, a pack of tampons medium-sized, and what more??"
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Ivar is not solicitous to go, he doesn't want to go, he goes because he has no other option and comes back with his hands empty.
"There is a whole wall of menstrual pads at the drugstore, woman! A whole wall! There are more brands of these pads of yours that names for the drinks Hvitserk has ever taken in his life! And my brother is a drunk! We call from here, I'll pay the delivery and problem solved."
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