Arkham's Thoughts (Part 1 of Interludes)

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Summary: Arkham finds out about the Tim's live videos and make a few comments on one of them

Harley Quinn was currently lying down on in her bed, scrolling through her Instagram account. Since this whole quarantine in Gotham started, all prisoners were allowed to have their phones on them. The ex-partner of the Joker suddenly saw a notification pop up saying ' Red_Robin_Rules started a live video'

Curiosity getting the better of her, she pressed on the notification and found herself staring at what looked like a cave with various different weapons and in the middle was none other than Batman, Red Hood and Nightwing, all facing a teen who was tied to a chair

It took a moment for Harley to realize that this was the freaking Bat Cave! She couldn't believe this what so ever. The Bat Cave, live and on Instagram too! It was as if she had just gotten her birthday wish granted (not literally, since this wasn't exactly what she wished for, but who cared at this point!) She decided to keep looking at the video in front of her, while at the same time sending it over to the many other prisoners in Arkham too

Arkham Riot Chat box
Plant Queen: Is this actually live?

Pudding: HAHA who cares! I get to see my favourite Bat Brats... even if it is through a screen

Burnt Face: Maybe these dumb videos will finally reveal some truths about the Batman and his sidekicks

"Do you realize what you could have happened with that stunt you pulled off?" asked Batman himself as the kid strapped to the chair didn't say a word "You could have risked our identities being exposed and pull anyone-"

"You made me the laughing stock in Arkham! None of those villains are going to take me seriously ever again!" Red Hood suddenly cut in with an angry look

Arkham Riot Chat box
Pudding: AHAHA good old hoodie! I always loved him the most of the bird boys! And Batsy why so serious?!

Harley: I much prefer the one in Red! He's my fav bird boy!

Blackie: All of them are annoying and ruin my plans. However my least favourite would be the Red Hood

The kid still stayed silent, but his head could be seen turning towards Nightwing, who hadn't uttered a word during this whole time. He instead stood beside Batman with his arms crossed and had a blank look

"Hood" Bats said trying to get Hood's attention

"I swear everyone in Arkham is currently watching that video and laughing hysterically at me"

Arkham Riot Chat box
Pudding: I sure am! HAHAHA

Burnt Face: Even I can admit this is funny

Ice Bird: To think this is the 'Bad Boy' Red Hood HAHAHA

Blackie: How is this, the same guy who chased me around trying to kill me?

"Hood" Bats said with Nightwing joining in as well, trying to get Hood's attention... however he ignored them both and continued talking "I did a lot to build up the reputation I had and now it all went to the garbage"

"Hood... Hood... HOOD!... JAS-"

"What?! I'm trying to make a point here to baby bird over here in how my life has taken a turn for the worse" Red Hood said

Harley stared shocked at how she almost heard the identity of the Red Hood. Heck she even checked the comments section just to make sure she wasn't imagining:
"OMG Bat Family is live again!"

"I feel bad for the one tied to a chair, suffering the wrath of Batman is bad enough... he facing a full on lecture"

"Hood's really funnyJ"

"Jas? Hood's real name is Jas or does it continue"

"Wow we finally know a Bat's real name... even if it was cut of"
"Maybe his name is Jason... only name I can think of from the top of my head that has the word Jas in it"

Arkham Riot Chat box
Burnt Face: Huh? So Hood's name starts with Jas... Interesting very interesting indeed

Pudding: NO! I don't want to know the identities of the Bats! That will take all the fun away! :( Harley never sent me these videos ever again! *Pudding has left the chat*

Plant Queen: Dramatic much. So what if their identities are revealed. We'll finally get a chance at getting our desired revenge on them. Especially for all the plants that have been hurt

Ice Bird: Ha! Imagine if it was someone like Bruce Wayne! What a laugh that would be HAHA

Crocs: Ha! As if a guy like Bruce Wayne could go out at night and fight guys like us

Burnt Face: If it were Bruce Wayne under the mask, then all those bird boys would be those adopted children he has... but even I know that someone like Bruce Wayne would be dumb enough to risk the media panicking at the idea of his 'kids' wearing a mask and fighting crime

Harley: OH! I know how to make this place livelier!

Plant Queen: Why do I get the feeling this idea will cause more trouble than it's worth

Harley: Lighten up Red! I swear ta ya, this will be great! Why don't we go and copy the Bats. Let's do an Arkham Insta Live page! We each get to have access to this account and whenever ya'll feel like it... you can just film each other and show it to the world! Heck we may even become more popular than those bats! What do ya'll say ta that?

Harley grinned as she saw the others in Arkham slowly agree with her plan. Oh the Bats won't know what hit them! They'll see that Arkham Live will get way more views and reactions than Bat Family Live. Time for the war against Instagram accounts to begin... and everyone at Arkham didn't intend to lose

Author's Note: I finally updated! Sorry for this being so short and also if any of the characters seem OCC... writing villains isn't really my thing, but I'll try and improve for next time :) Next chapter will probably be the one where the Teen Titans are featured ;)

Also here is who is who from the names Harley gave everyone:
Plant Queen = Poison Ivy
Pudding = Joker

Burnt Face = Two Face
Crocs = Killer Croc

Ice Bird = Penguin
Blackie = Black Mask

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