Spencer Reid X Reider One shots and imagines

Crazy Ex Girlfriend

A/N: Not related to the show, Crazy Ex Girlfriend. I've never seen it. In this one (actually this is going to be a two parter so these two) you were originally intended to kind of be a crazy ex girlfriend but I dialed the craziness down. I may have told you about my plans for this angsty two parter. I thought I did but I can't find any reference to my idea.

Thanks for 7k reads! Sorry for not updating in a while. School started so expect updates to be on the weekends rather than weekdays. But who knows when I will update? I don't!

Also spoilers for season 8! You have been warned!

(I want to hit Maeve in the head with a bat. I don't like her one bit but it breaks my heart to see Spencer so heart broken)

You started dating Spencer after you two shared a room in Alaska but broke up not long after Prentiss faked her death. Technically Spencer broke up with you. Truth was you never got over him.

After the weird case with the legs, you figured out he had moved on and had a new girlfriend. That night, you got a little drunk and called up an old friend of yours, Christopher "Chris" Hayden.

He was a private investigator and you may have had him investigate this new girlfriend. He was a tech genius like Garcia. He could hack emails and get phone records easy.

You told him the location of the phone booth Reid used to call her and he was able to her identity easily. Maeve Donovan, a geneticist who used to work at Mendel University.

She was previous engaged to someone. You bet Spencer didn't know that.

After the case where the female unsub used her victims to make human fertilizer, you met up with Chris to get the load on Spencer's new girlfriend. You met him at his office downtown.

You asked, "What do you have?"

Chris handed you a file, "She has a stalker. She' s been getting these weird breathing messages on her machines and these emails you need to see"

You looked at the file Chris handed you. You read the emails. Spencer was usually the one who analyzed word choice and handwriting but you could tell that the stalker wasn't a man.

You told him, "This stalker is dangerous and a women. You shouldn't keep investigating this. Do you know who the email is registered to?"

He answered, "It's registered to Maeve's ex-fiancé. And I'm not going to stop investigating this. A woman's life could be in danger. I can find this stalker by investigating her"

"Chris, you cannot do that. That'd be putting your life on the line for a women you don't even know"

"Y/n, you do that all the time. If I can save her, I'm going to do it"

"Why Chris? Nobody's paying you to do this. I didn't even pay you to look into this in the first place"

"Because I'm sick of it. Sick of catching people cheating on their significant others, tracking runaways, and finding people who don't want to be found. I want to make a difference like you"

"Then become a police officer or an FBI agent! Chris, don't do this"

"Y/n, you can't control me. Now here's another file on what I have on Maeve if you want it"

You took the other file and left. As you went through it back at home, you drank a whole bottle of wine.

She was perfect. A genius just like him. And beautiful too. You knew they were perfect for each other. A better match than you and Spencer. She even told him that she loved him over the phone. Then you drowned the rest of your sorrows with another bottle of wine and some ice cream.