What they'll gift you on your birthday (crackhead version)
Seungcheol
Y- why did you give me Jeonghan's hair that the one he cut off?
Sc- because you always said you wanted his hair!
Y- I meant I wanted hair like him! Not his actual hair!
Sc- (curses) Now I've to beg for his wig!
Jeonghan
Y- so you didn't bring anything for me?
Jh- you have me! (Sees your smile faded) Fine! Ask anything you want!
Y- I want you to stop asking me 'y/n nugu aegi?'
Jh- anything excpet that?
Joshua
Y- OMG! A CD! I BET THERE WILL BE ALL THE SEVENTEEN SONGS! (CD Plays sunday morning rain is falling)
Y-....
Js- you liked it, didn't you?
Jun
Y- so what's my gift?
J- (points at his lower body)
Y- Ewwwww no!
J- (picks up a box) this is what I meant not that thing which you thought
Y- (blushes) (opens it) Why the heck? WHAT THE F*CK? YOU'RE GIFTING ME A C$*Dom?
J- (smirks)
Hoshi
H- Happy birthday jagi!
Y- thank you so much (opens the gift) WOW A HAMSTER!
H- (smile drops) it's a tiger...
Wonwoo
Y- you're seriously gifting me this!
WW- (blankly nods)
Y- are you sure?
WW- (nods)
Y- ARE YOU FREAKING SURE?!
WW- (nods)
Y- WHY THE HECK YOU GIFTED ME AN ALBUM WITH YOUR AND MINGYU'S PICTURES?
Jihoon
Y- why did you gave ne a guitar? I don't even know how to play it!
W- so that when a guy like Mingyu teases you for your height, you can smash his butt!
Y-.....
W-.....
Y- Thank you Woozi, I'll make sure to use it when required (holds the guitar like a sword) (guitar wonders how many times will it meet Mingyu's butt)
Seokmin
Y- DID YOU LOOSE YOUR SCREW?
SK- NAH!
Y- THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE A 'COMPILATION OF HOW MANY TIMES YOU FORGOT YOUR SONGS' BEAT' ?
SK- to remind you how many times I forgot our songs' beat...
Mingyu
Y- aaaayyy you gave me HIGH HEELS! thank you so much
M- guess why I gave you this?
Y- why why why?
M- so that you can at least reach up to my waist!
Y-.... (holds Woozi's gifted guitar) THANKS WOOZI OPPA!
M- (GULPS) I'm sorry jagi...
The8
Y- MINGHAO! DID YOU TAKE INSPIRATION FROM WONWOO THAT YOU GAVE ME ANOTHER ALBUM FULL OF JUN AND YOUR PICS?
T8- I.M.S.A.Y.I.N.G.F.O.R.T.H.E.L.A.S.T.T.I.M.E.T.H.A.T.J.U.N.I.S.M.Y.F.I.R.S.T.P.R.I.O.R.I.T.Y!
Boo
Y- Jagi what's me birthday gift?
B- (gulps) it's a surprise
Y- please spill it!
B- I said it's a surprise (getting ready to run)
Y- JAGIYA PLEASE!
B- I didn't remember that today is your birthday (runs away)
Y- (wonders) Is today my birthday or tomorrow?
Hansol
H- sorry I forgot to buy you a gift, ask anything you need!
Y- Honey, you have 558 earphones, please give me one
H- Excuse me miss, do I know you?
Chan
C- Happy birthday jagi!
Y- MICHAEL JACKSON?! I DON'T LIKE HIM!
C- (Death glare)
Y- (gulps) I mean I just don't like him because I LOVE HIM!
C- good girl (plays beat it)
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