Two AM Texts from the Potatoes, Part Two

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~Today, at 2:34 AM~

Mini(sent 2:34 AM): Hey guys, think about this: 

           Read and lead rhyme

           Read and lead rhyme

           But read and lead don't rhyme

           In conclusion, the English language is messed up.    

Brynne is online

Brynne(sent 2:35 AM): Ugh, I'm never going to mentally recover from this.

Brynne(sent 2:36 AM): Since we're just fact-dropping now, did you know that honey is classified as a raw meat by the FDA?

Aru is online

Aru(sent 2:37 AM): What. the. actual. heck??!?!

Mini(sent 2:37 AM): I guess the FDA is messed up too.

Aiden is online

Aiden(sent 2:38 AM): You want to know what's really messed up? Your sleep schedule.

Brynne(sent 2:39 AM): Says the one who watches nature documentaries until 5 AM.

Aru(sent 2:40 AM): I KNEW IT! HE WAS WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!

Aiden(sent 2:41 AM): You caught me 🙄🙄

//  They're just fact-dropping at two AM. Anyways, I have something in works right now. Anyone in the mood for some fanfiction?

-Stormii \\




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