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( Sinha's TV /living room)
"Main kal tumhare college aunga", bhai announced.
"Kis khushi mein??"
"Chotu tum kyun nhi chahti ki main tumhare college aun??".
We both were home alone.
Okay , both and home alone at the same time...hmmm...make sense!!
"Kyunki aap college aoge aur phir se koi raita phaila doge", he frowned and was about to say something when I interrupted," Dekhiye agar apko Pandey se milna hai to kahin aur jagah mil lijiye...vo paas wali market se thodi par uska ghar hai...main use khuch treat dene ke bahane se bula lungi tab aap usse mil lena but please.... college tak aane ka kasht mat dijiye..I mean lijiye",I was literally folding my hands in front of him.
Bhai sighed and said," Main tumhare college ata hoon isliye tumhe embarrassment hoti hai?".
He is sad...yaar Varsha kya karti ho tum!!.
"Bhai you missed the point a mile away...", I kept a hand on his shoulder.
Jhund bana kar chalo!! Jhund bana kar chalo!!
Mujhe ye kehne mein bilkul bhi sharam nhi arhi ki main dar rha hoon...jhund bana kar chalo!!
And suddenly.... boom!!!
Ads...phir se....
"To batao...main kyun nhi asakta???"
I sighed and said,"Ek shart par bataungi ...pehle to aap meri puri baat sunoge aur cringe to ratti bhar nhi karoge..."
He frowned but agreed.
"Vo aap uss din college aye the na..."
"Sirf parking area tak hi to aya tha....",he interrupted and in returned faced my glare.
Seriously I hate this...... interruption!!!
"Okay.... continue", bhai said and I continued.
"So you know...jaise school mein hota tha vaisa hi college mein hone laga....girls were asking for your number and stuff....aur ye silsila kaafi time tak chalta rha...".
Now here comes the cringiest part.....
Bhai was looking at me with rapt attention.
"So..umm....apke birthday ke agle din Pandey ek trip ke liye Kashi chala gya aur jab vo wapas aya tab uss din...you ..were admitted...", I looked at him to see his reaction on recalling on that incident but he is cool...hmmm...he just nodded and gestured me to continue.
