Nico here is the long over due present that I promised you :)
On the first day of Christmas my roommates gave to me blue balls.
On the second day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 2 lap dances "Dam you guys are so f*cking hot right now.")
And blue balls.
On the third day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 3 blowjobs ("Wait a minute. Hold up where you two going? You can't leave me here like this! Tease!")
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the fourth day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 4 boxes of condoms ("Really? Come on you guys."
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the fifth day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 5 cock rings ("Gee thanks I think.")
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the sixth day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 6 tubes of KY Jelly ("Come on Megan and Mila really?")
5 cock rings
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the seventh day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 7 bottle of Patron ("Oh f*ck yeah I'm going to get f*cked up dude!")
6 tubes of KY Jelly
5 cock rings
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the eighth day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 8 cans of whipped cream ("Haha! Very funny you guys *rolls eyes and storms off cursing under his breath)
7 bottles of Patron
6 tubes of KY Jelly
5 cock rings
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the ninth day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 9 pair of thongs ("What the f*ck? MEGAN! MILA!")
8 cans of whipped cream
7 bottles of Patron
6 tubes of KY Jelly
5 cock rings
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the tenth day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 10 strip teases (Megan: Nico you can look but don't touch. Mila: *giggling* Are you enjoying the show? *gives him a seductive look* Nico: *growls* I'm tired of you two torturing me. C'mere both of you! *tries to grab them*)
9 pair of thongs
8 cans of whipped cream
7 bottles of Patron
6 tubes of KY jelly
5 cock rings
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the eleventh day of Christmas my roommates gave to me 11 blow up dolls ("I'm going to f*cking kill them! MILA! MEGAN! GET IN HERE NOW!")
10 strip teases
9 pairs of thongs
8 cans of whipped cream
7 bottles of Patron
6 tubes of KY jelly
5 cock rings
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls
On the twelfth day of Christmas my roommates gave to me a group orgy with Shay Mitchell and Jennifer Love Hewitt (Nico: F*ck this is officially the best Christmas ever. Ladies who wants to make a movie? I'll be the director *smirks* Shay: I want to *kisses him passionately. She then offers him some cake that she made. Here taste it *gives him a wicked smirk* Jennifer: Me too *pulls his pants down and sucks his c*ck* Mila: *pouting* Nico can we join? Megan: Yeah we want some play time too. Nico: *manages to say as Jennifer pleasures him* Hell yeah. Get over here. I been want to tap that ass for a long time and wear that p*ssy out. *gives them both a wicked smile as it was finally his turn to have some fun by teaching them a lesson that they would never forget*
11 blow up dolls
10 strip teases
9 pairs of thongs
8 cans of whipped cream
7 bottles of Patron
6 tubes of KY jelly
5 cock rings
4 boxes of condoms
3 blow jobs
2 lap dances
And blue balls!
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The collage was made by Elle Miglioranza as I could not make it myself. Thank you Elle. I really appreciate it. :D So I will most likely will be dead by the time that Nico realizes what I have done and he will kill me. But I just like to say b4 my impending death that I really enjoyed writing this and I was cracking up as I wrote it. I hope that you guys will get a kick out of it too as you read it bc is freaking funny. Well guys is been real but I'm out. Love ya *mwahhhhhhhhhhhh* :D
