Saiyan Legacy

Chapter 3

"Dude...that wasn't our dads. Thats Shouyu!!!" Mirai says.

Shouyu is standing at a lake glaring seriously at the water. Gohan and Mirai run up to him. "Shouyu!!!" they scream catching his attention.

"Gohan? Mirai?" Shouyu asks. "*sigh* crap we're dead." Gohan and Mirai fall anime style.

"Oh really?! How did you ever figure that one out?" Gohan asks sarcastically. Mirai annoyingly glarely at his cousin.

Shouyu sighs, "Man this totally sucks balls. Now how am I suppose to get close to Erasa? I never even got a chance to ask her out on a freaking date!! Grr. DAMN MAJIN BUU!!!" He yelps and covers his mouth realizing he just blurted out his feelings.

Gohan and Mirai stare at him with evil Krillin-like smirks on their faces. "So...you DO like Erasa, huh?" Mirai asks trying to hold back a laugh. Gohan adds, "Eh, 'Sharpie'?" This causes the two to fall out into laughing fits.

They feel Shouyu's power level spike through the roof and stop laughing. Shivering while turning around, the two saiyans began to plead for forgiveness.

Shouyu shrugs and sighs and glares back at the lake catching Gohan and Mirai's attention. They walk up to him and face the lake. The three teens witness the fusion dance of Goku and Vegeta. All of their eyes nearly pop out of their faces.

"D...d...d....dude...." Mirai stutters.

"...." Shouyu gasps.

"Uh..." Gohan stares.

Simultaneously, they scream, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

Back on planet namek, Dende, with the help of the elder namekians, summons Porunga the namekian dragon who looks like he has taken too many steroids.

The huge muscle bound dragon rises from the large, flashing namekian dragonballs and roars, "Who summoned me? And what are your three wishes?"

Dende steps forward, "I summoned you Porunga." The dragon looks at the young kami god for a while before speaking up, "Den...Dende? Is that you?" Dende nods. Porunga smiles at him, "Its been a long time young one."

Dende smiles back, "Indeed it has. Could you please restore the planet earth back to its original state?"

"Hmmm...I dont know Dende. Can I?" Porunga asks. Dende scratches his head, "Um well...that's kinda what I just asked you. Hehe." Porunga face palms. "Young one. When you return back to earth, stay away from Goku. His stupidity is slowly wearing off on you."

The sky begins to shake. Dende notices what is going on and screams, "Oh no!!"

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING MY GOKU STUPID?!?!" the Voice of DOOM erupts.

The namekians all quiver and observe the sky. Porunga looks around and then back at Dende. "Uh...eventually we're going to all have to figure out exactly how in the hell she does that." Porunga says. Everyone nods.

Back at the lake Gohan, Mirai and Shouyu are rolling around on the ground in laughing fits at what just happened on planet namek. "When...they find...the...answer...they should....share with us." Mirai barely manages to say in between laughs.

Back on the planet of the Kais, Gogeta and Kid Buu are engaged in a test of might struggle. Buu kicks off of Gogeta and smiles. He screams and begins to laugh while pounding on his chest like an ape.

Gogeta looks at him dumbfounded, "What in the world is wrong with him?"

King Kai, with Krillin and Yamcha is watching the fight mentally. All of the other deceased fighters join in on watching the fight.

Mentally inside the head of Gogeta, Vegeta snaps, "This fool. He's mocking us. Who the hell does he think he is?" Goky adds, "Screw this I've had enough. How about you Vegeta?"

Gogeta vanishes and plants his foot in Buu's face before unleashing Goku's signature Meteor Combination. Buu is kicked left and right but all the while he is still beating on his chest. Out of frustration, Gogeta knees him viciously in the abdomen and releases a powerful ki blast at point blank range, engulfing the pink "ape".

"Alright!!" Krillin and Yamcha cheer.

King Kai looks worriedly, "Too bad for them that Majin Buu wont be defeated with a small attack like that one." "Huh? What do you mean King Kai?" Krillin asks.

King Kai drops his head, "Take a look for yourself."

Gogeta waits for the smoke to clear and moves on top of a rock.

Above him, he observes as a swirl of pink blob regenerates itself back into a maniacally laughing Kid Buu. Gogeta gets a headbutt from Buu and tries to retaliate. Buu's offense is a little to much for him to take easily. Buu toys with Gogeta by forcing his feet under the ground kicking him from a distance. Gogeta attempts to dodge but Buu catches him with his headtail and latches it around his neck, slinging him through a mountain. Gogeta screams and splits the mountain in half.

Buu croutches and frowns up and begans to powers up an attack.

Gogeta looks on and frowns. "Oh well. I guess its on to plan B."