Haikyuu x reader one shots

If i was stuck in a room with most of the ppl i read fanfic abt

A/n lmao sorry i Havent been posting- my mental health is literally like 👁💧👄💧👁lmao i caNt anyways heres what it would be like if i was stuck in a room with all these people-

Y/n: w o ah

Levi: wtf-

Ciel: where am i

90% of bnha: yeah

Entire haikyuu show: wtf-

Eren: whats going on- captain your here!!

Levi: oh my goD your so anNoyInG

Kageyama: thats my line-

Y/n: anyways you are all the people ive read fanfics abt

Levi: what

Ciel: i- wait im 13, and this dude nect to me

Levi: my name is captain levi ackerman

Ciel: yea whatever i dont follow others rules, he is- how old?

Levi: brat- im 32

Ciel: dont bloody call me a brat. Back to the main topic, So you have fantasies about a 32 year old man and a 13 year old boy?

Y/n: thats not the biggest age difference ive had.

Ciel: who tf else would be older than-

Sebastian: young master!

Ciel: i- MY BUTLER?!

Y/n: yep

Bnha: wait what abt us?

Y/n: for hawks, i liked the whole feather thingy it was cute,

Hawks: thanks...?

Y/n: bakugou? I was abused by my father a taught that it was love so ig that i thought you were very romantic;-;

Bakugou: i- are you ok?

Y/n: yep. Deku, Tamaki, Yamaguchi, Hinata, and Bokuto. You all are baby

Them: arent you a bottom tho?

Y/n: shut up. Anyways, onto daichi, suga, the entire kurasuno team except asahi, tanaka, and yaichi you all are just.... big dick energy

Kurasuno: so u were just horny

Y/n: yep. And for everyone else in kurasuno i just love u. OH AND OIKAWA AND IWAZUMI- yall i loVe you guys. But my phase for yall ended so bye bitch.

Iwaoi: whAt-

Y/n: anyways back to levi- your controlling and i like it

Levi: Tf sadistic much?

T/n: ciel, your my age and you can be soft and cute but also controlling and you look like you a good kisser

Ciel: uh- okay? But im engaged

Y/n: your rich. You can literally call it off its not hard

Ciel: i- im leaving

Levi: me too

Everyone else: yea-

Y/n: yall pussys. Bye bitch

Thank you for dealing with this random ass chapter. I was bored and i currently want to kms so :P n e ways ily all and ill see you all whenever i post again. Bye bi!