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I drink barbecue sauce

I like to drown babies and sometimes adults in barbecue sauce

Eh I kinda just keep them in my basement

I will kashoot you

[insert my address] (yeah I actually doxxed myself)

Monkey bible

I ate the whole baby wipe

I'm tripping balls

I'm vibing with god, Jesus, and satan

Gamzee

Flavored Cum

I once found a used condom at the beach

Let's eat the fox

Fhldjtsgosfksoyetkeyutsfj

THE COCK IS ON THE WALL TELLING THE TIME

My cousin is w a t c h I n g

Furry

Brony

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