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Ian walked into the kitchen, letting out a sigh, "I thought you were living with Caleb?" I questioned him as I turned on my heels to face him, raising a brow.
"Caleb's sleeping with a chick," Ian told me, my eyes widened a bit, I leaned back against the counter, a tight grip on my coffee mug.
"So... He's bi?"
"No dude is bi, alright," Ian argued with me, I let out a small laugh, tilting my head to the side, questioning his reasoning behind that, "You lick dick, you're supposed to be gay."
"Uh-" I struggled to speak, I was fighting laughter, "Well, did you two break up?"
"Haven't decided yet... Probably," Ian let out a groan, looking down at the counter at his coffee, "God, I can't believe he's licking vag too."
Carl looked up from the dining table, his face flashed with grief, "Can you guys please stop talking about licking vag... You're gonna give me a boner."
Carl decided to get circumcised, all because he wants Dom to give him head, which is ridiculous, personally, getting circumcised at his age is a real risk, painful as well, "Did you sleep at all last night?" I questioned him, he avoided even looking at me.
"No, if I wake up with morning wood, I'll pop my stitches."
"You're 16, dude, how are you not going to pop a boner for 72 hours?"
"I just have to keep my eyes on the prize... And off of you, or anyone who has boobs, really."
"What's the prize?" Ian questioned him and Carl looked over at him.
"A blowie from Dominique," He gave a smirk and Ian rolled his eyes as Lip walked into the room from the living room, I didn't even realize he was here.
"Yeah. No girl's worth that," Lip said to him and Carl gave him a look.
"She didn't make me. I wanted to, you guys just don't understand true love," Carl crossed his arms, giving a look before he stood up and went to walk out.
"Hey, it's cold out there, you might want to put on a turtleneck or something," I joked as he walked through the door, about knocking Kev over as he walked in.
"Oh! Excuse you!" Kev complained as he walked into the kitchen.
"You got to forgive Carl... His manners were in his foreskin," Lip said with a chuckle, this caused me to roll my eyes and nudge him playfully. "Stop it!" Kev said, "It just gives me the willies thinking about someone near my junk with a knife..." He shuddered and then got back to business, "Where is my vacuum cleaner?"
"Upstairs probably," I said to him and he gave a nod.
"Svetlana's getting things in order, which makes me the house husband," He said to us, I gave him a strange look.
"I keep forgetting about the weird situation y'all have going on over there... Two wives and shit."
