Peter Parker and The Avengers

Avengers Assemble... to the grocery store?

Stephen's POV

The day started out normal enough.

We were all eating breakfast, bored out of our minds. Me, Shuri, T'challa, Loki and Thor were staying at the tower, despite the 'lockdown' restrictions. Honestly though, in all my years, I had not expected to be cooped up inside because of a global pandemic, which started because someone thought a bat would be a tasty snack.

Shuri and T'challa had been staying over since before the pandemic started. When they were supposed to leave, everything shut down, so they couldn't do much else than stay. Thor and Loki were gods, so we figured they would be immune to the virus.

Then the scary Russian lady stood up, looking annoyed. "Right. I can't take this anymore. I'm going to the grocery store."

"Hey, I want to come!"

"Me too!"

"Don't leave me here!"

She glared at everyone and all the shouting stopped.

Nat's POV

All I wanted to do was go to the godamn grocery store.

Nope.

Of course the others begged to come.

Clint, Shuri and Pete were on thier knees, begging for mercy. Sam, Stark and T'challa were arguing that they wanted to come, and the rest of them were yelling as loud as they could to make their point.

I live with a bunch of idiots.

I sighed.

"Fine. Well all go. Happy now?" Everyone grinned at once, and walked off to put disguises on.

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When they were done, they looked ridiculous. I could hide in plain sight, so I wore a simple top and jeans, and a baseball cap just to be safe.

Stark wore his famous sunglass and baseball cap disguise. Steve, Wanda and Bucky were also wearing baseball caps. Clint had a fake mustache, Shuri was sporting a fake beard, (which I found ridiculous but hilarious,) and my baby spider didn't need a disguise since his identity was still a secret.

Wait till far from home -Author.

What? -Peter.

Continue the story! -Author.

After we had done laughing at everyone's disguises, Strange opened a portal near the grocery store.

Peter's P.O.V

I am free.

At last.

I am one with the earth.

We walked into the grocery store, and Mr Dr Strange started to tell us what we needed to buy.

"Clint, Scott, get the bread. Tony, T'challa, get the milk. Peter, Shuri, eggs..." He carried on talking, but me and Shuri had already sped of towards the eggs section.

We passed a section of raw chicken. It stunk, but I wasn't going to let such a great opportunity to qoute a vine pass.

"Look at all these chickens." I said.

Shuri laughed, then picked up a yogurt from the aisle opposite.

"This bitch empty! Yeet!" She screeched. It landed on me, splattering my clothes.

"I said, whoever through that paper, YOU'RE MOM'S A HOE!" I yelled.

Grinning, I grabbed some of the yogurt of my clothes and threw it at her.