Ironfam Board Games: Preferences

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Triggers: None. Ships: Pepperony. Characters: Ironfam w/out Harley Keener. 

Tony Stark: Sorry. Tony will one hundred percent bump everyone back to start even if it doesn't help him at all and just laugh his head off at everyone, especially as Pepper gets red in the face, Peter bursts into tears, Nebula threatens to kill him, and Morgan just pisses herself laughing. He will be in last place and then at the last moment somehow manage to BS his way to first place, and no one will talk to him for a week, except Morgan who will high five him. 

Pepper Potts: Monopoly. I mean, duh! Badass CEO of Stark Industries, Pepper lives for Monopoly, and actually spends hours beforehand making strategies and reading through college business textbooks. She will get everyone broke within an hour, have like five hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, and will savagely attack Tony until he is sobbing. Peter will be terrified, Nebula will be stone-faced, and Morgan will be taking notes. Pepper will tweet the whole thing, and completely rub it into Tony's face. 

Nebula: Battleship. If anyone laughs and says that's too easy or simple, she will 99.99999% cut their fingers off. She takes it way too seriously, and trash talks every single person until they're crying, even Pepper, except for Morgan because she's the little soft baby of the family. But if anyone tries to bring this up to her, Nebula will deny it, beat them up, and then get Morgan her favorite ice cream. She is actually really good at Battleship thanks to her training with Thanos, and manages to guess everyone's ships almost exactly right because she analyzes their patterns. Yeah, what an icon.

Peter Parker: Clue. He absolutely adores this game, because he gets to pretend to be a detective (which is like one of his favorite hobbies) and he loves trying to guess the murder. He has a complex chart on his guessing sheet, and has an entire system of logging suspects based off the FBI. He always wins, except for the few times he lets Morgan win because she's baby or when Nebula takes out her knife and he sweats and lets her win. Whenever Tony tries to peek at his cards and cheat, Peter literally webs him into the wall, and won't let him down for hours despite Tony threatening to ground him for life. Pepper records the whole thing and Morgan posts it on YouTube. 

Morgan Stark: Risk. The little, soft, innocent, sweet baby girl actually loves the idea of world domination. She has literally zero strategy or plans beforehand, she wings the entire thing, and somehow manages to win by pure luck and skill. Every single game, everyone underestimates her and then she totally screws everyone over. The dice are actually rigged toward her, everyone claims, and Morgan just shrugs and winks. Unbeknownst to the others, she live streams the entire thing. 

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