The best Outside Women scenarios, must include certain key elements.
INVOLVED
Number one on the list is that she should be married, or at least involved in a relationship. This is to ensure that she has as much to lose as you do; a common theme.
NO DRAMA MAMAS
She should also be the type of girl that is not into histrionics and or drama. A no drama mama is best because she limits the chances of confrontation. No matter what happens, she keeps it on the down low.
SCHOLAR OR POOR SELF IMAGE
Typically, very intelligent women are better to deal with because they are more self assured, independent, and less needy. All qualities that are needed when dealing with an absent man, who typically only visits for sex. On the other end of the spectrum, is the woman who typically has a low self image, and is willing to compromise her principles and morals, to be with someone else's man. We will discuss the pros and cons of both types later on.
WE DON'T WATCH FACE ONLY WAIST.
A West Indian saying, popularized by Soca Artiste Bunji Garlin, which means that a pretty face takes a back seat to the ability to contort one's body in sexy dance, like when twerking or booty shaking, backing it up. So face. is also secondary to tits, ass and overall slutiness.
Remember you are not looking for a next wife or girlfriend; you are looking for a fuck buddy.
On a side note, many women struggle to understand how, a man that they treat so well, could cheat on them. Likewise, many outside observers also question the sanity of a man who leaves his beautiful, near perfect wife, to go get some on the outside.
The answer is surprisingly simple. It is because waist, and not face, takes priority, but perhaps more importantly, there is always one pussy better than the one you are presently fucking; and that is new pussy.
As rap star Nas so delicately put it in his ode to reality, Oochie Wally, "There is no pussy like new pussy."
To prove my point I would like to cite two famous examples; Hugh Grant cheating on Elizabeth Hurley, and Eric Benet doing the same to Halle Berry. If this isn't proof of the incredible motivational power of, new pussy, guided by the, "We don't watch face only waist" principle, then I don't know what is.
CHURCH MOUSE
As quiet as a church mouse. Ideally, your outside woman must resist the temptation to blab about you, and your clandestine relationship.
For this reason, women with limited female friends are best. And a good way to test her attention to secrets, is to tell her something mundane, but just important enough for her to want to tell another, and see if she does. Full marks if she did not, and exercise caution if she did.
THE SLUTTINESS FACTOR
How willing and able your outside woman is, to engage in activities that some would find taboo, is a big plus, when choosing an outside woman.
The best way to find out this, is to have conversations that bring up these topics, followed by direct questions about her willingness to engage in such.
It is best that this be done in a group setting, and that another member on your team, or another "girl" associated with one of your team members, broaches the topic.
Yes guys, a well schooled Outside woman can be a valuable asset to your team members.
Why would she do this you ask? Well most women like company, especially when they are doing something which others can describe as morally questionable. Ever heard the saying "misery loves company?"
