Never, ever, ever admit to cheating or its accompanying activities.
There is no greater mistake than to admit. Fuck Oprah, Dr. Phil, Joey Greco of Cheaters and anyone else who says you should.
In fact, even if your girl pushes open the door, and catches you buck naked pumping away on some bitch; cover your face, run out of the room and return home later that day or next, plop down on your couch, take your shoes off, put on the TV, and ask her to go get you a beer or something to eat...as if nothing had ever happened.
Even though she thought she was 1000% sure it was you she saw, this tactic, along with your continued denial of any wrongdoing, will create as little as 1% doubt, in her mind. This 1% is enough to keep her sane and you, alive.
The older the incident, and the more resolute you remain as to your innocence, the greater the percentage of her doubt becomes, until one day,she, as well as you, will begin to doubt her lying eyes.
The preceding example, as improbable as it sounds, is actually true. Told to a group of graduating high school students by a factory worker, on a visit to a beer plant. Whether or not you believe in its authenticity, it is the most extreme example of Never Admitting possible. And, it is necessary to demonstrate why you should never admit.
If you follow the guidelines in the rest of this book, this scenario is very unlikely to occur. However, whilst this example may not occur, no matter how careful you think you are, fuck-ups do occur, which leads us into guideline number two (2).
