Snitches Get Stitches

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Poor Rodrick, stuck inside without his bandmates thanks to Manny.

Manny: "Mommy, Rodrick invited his bandmates."

Susan: "He what?! Thank you for telling me."

Manny: giggles

Susan: "Rodrick!"

Rodrick: "Oh crap, Mom, you see nothing." whispers to his bandmates "Get out... now."

Susan: "You're not being very cautious, Rodrick."

Rodrick: "Mom! What do you expect me to do, nothing? This virus is driving me nuts."

Susan: "You'll find something to do, Rodrick, I promise."

Rodrick: "Why am I stuck inside?"

Rodrick: "Guess I'll just mess with Greg, haha."

Rodrick: "GREG!"

Greg: "What, Rodrick?"

Rodrick: "Did you tell Mom I had my bandmates over, you snitch?"

Greg: "It wasn't me, it was Manny. He heard you guys discussing it. And I seriously don't care if you had your bandmates over; it would have been a relief not to be bothered by you, Rodrick."

Rodrick: "Smell my armpits, haha."

Greg: "Eww, no, yuck!"

Greg: "Manny!!!"

Manny: "Hey, bubby, bubby!"

Greg: "Don't 'bubby' me; you snitched on Rodrick and ruined our fun time."

Manny: starts crying

Greg: "Oh man, now he's gonna go cry to Mom and get us in more trouble."

Susan: "Why are you guys bothering your little brother?"

Greg: "We aren't; he's a snitch, and this is just awful."

Greg: "Rodrick, we need to prank Manny, but in a cautious way since he's our little brother. But he must pay for his snitching actions."

Greg and Rodrick sneak into Manny's room.

Greg: "Okay, he's watching a dumb cartoon, lol. Let's cut the power plugs to the TV."

Rodrick sneaks in like an invisible ninja, and Manny has no clue. Rodrick pulls the plug.

Boom! Haha, TV off.

Manny: "MOM! The TV is off!"

Susan: "What?"

Rodrick: "Oh crap, we better run, Greg."

Susan: "Okay, Manny, I'll fix the TV for you. How did it even become unplugged?"

Manny nods his head.

Susan: "Fine, whatever. I'll just plug it back in."

plugs it back in

Hehe, we got him, Rodrick.

Indeed, Greg, indeed.

Greg: "But he's plugged back in. We need to keep pranking him."

Rodrick: "Nah, let's do something else."

Greg: "Like what?"

Rodrick: "Go outside."

Greg: "Let's get our masks and get the heck out of here."

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