Oh Boy Trouble Awaits

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Susan: "Yo, why'd you sneak out without my say-so?"

Greg: "Can we not hash this out here, Mom? You're making me cringe."

Greg: "Yeah, Rodrick's face is totally red too, 'cause Mom's gone full Karen just 'cause we dipped to this lit party."

Susan: "I don't give a flip, Greg. We're airing this right here, right now, in front of everyone. Maybe it'll knock some sense into you and Rodrick. You could've caught the virus and spread it around."

Greg's had enough; he bolts out of the party and doesn't stop running 'til he's back home. Rodrick's left to face the music.

Greg: "So, right after, Rodrick and Mom show up, lemme just say I got cut off from gaming. And Rodrick's bandmates aren't allowed over."

Susan: "Greg?"

Susan: "Rodrick?"

Susan: "I get you guys are bored, and I've been thinking. Maybe I shouldn't ground you for sneaking out. Instead, we're hitting the road, masks and all."

Greg: "Oh great, here we go."

Susan: "Greg, would you rather be stuck at home, grounded, or hit the road and vibe?"

Greg: "I'd rather hit the road."

Susan: "Thought so. We're outta here early tomorrow."

Greg: "Where to?"

Susan: "It's a surprise."

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