Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned

I Wrote This In English When I Was meant to Be Analysing Poetry

"Hey Spot, should I make a group chat with all of our friends?" Race asked, not looking up from his phone.

"That's a terrible idea, do it." 

Nyoom has added Snack Sized Satan, SantaBae, Mom, SunshineBoi, BlindBoi, Shakespeare, Siwa, Zipper, Goo, Indicator, Glue and Ginge to the chat. 

Nyoom has renamed the chat HoMOseXuaLs 

SantaBae: why 

Mom: Why?  

BlindBoi: why 

Shakespeare: why 

Siwa: why

Zipper: why 

Goo: why 

Glue: why 

Indicator: why 

Ginge: why 

Nyoom: i hate you all 

SunshineBoi: :( 

Nyoom: except you Crutchie, you're a joy and we're happy to have you here 

SunshineBoi: :) 

SantaBae: why are we here 

Nyoom: Spot told me to 

Snack Sized Satan: no i didn't?? 

Nyoom: yes you did 

Nyoom: you said, and i quote, 'that's a terrible idea, do it' 

Ginge: aw look, they're having a domestic 

Snack Sized satan: we're not dating! 

Mom: Are you sure? 

Snack Sized Satan: okay, who here thought me and Race were dating 

SantaBae: me 

Mom: Me 

SunshineBoi: me 

BlindBoi: me 

Shakespeare: me 

Siwa: me 

Zipper: me 

Goo: me 

Indicator: me 

Glue: me 

Ginge: me 

Nyoom: me 

Snack Sized Satan: why

Snack sized Satan: wait 

Snack Sized Satan: Race what the fuck 

SantaBae: o shit 

Snack Sized Satan @ Nyoom 

Snack Sized Satan: did you really think we were dating 

Nyoom: i mean yeah 

Snack Sized Satan: why 

Nyoom: i mean we kiss and make out and go out and do date stuff without the others 

Nyoom: i thought you just wanted to take things slow 

Nyoom: im sorry if i read too much into this 

Nyoom: but i really like you Spot 

Nyoom: Spot?