John: like Ludacris said "I want a lady in the streets and a Freak in the bed"
Shazam: oh look I'm a freak in the bed
Pumpkin king: how homophobic of you John
John: how am I homophobic
Pumpkin king: because Arlo has a crush on you and you are looking for a girl so you anti gays
John: first off arlos not my type... my type for men are people that aren't abusive
Asslo: I'm not gay
John: that's not what the picture says
Claire: wasn't there a picture before my time where arlo kissed a girl
Blueberry: the best day of my life
Asslo: yeah see proof I'm not gay
Soulless: Elton John had a wife but he's gay
Asslo: guys I'm not gay
Sera: you said you would pound Johns ass
Shazam: you said you would have sex if John wants to have sex
Asslo: that was for a meme
Claire: from what I could tell arlo doesn't meme
Asslo: well I'm not gay but John likes it when seraphina steps on him
Soulless: I would also like it if seraphina stepped on me 🤤🤤🤤🤤
John:...
Sera: wtf
John: I don't want to know what happened to arlo when I stepped on him
Claire: well we could say arlo is bi at least
Asslo: I'm as straight as a straw
Claire: there's bendy straws
Asslo : fuck
John: just come out the closet
Asslo: I just want Jarlo to happen
John: that will never happen
Asslo: I will wait one day for it to happen
Sera: that relationship was built on abuse
Shazam: we finna ignore what blyke said about Seraphina
Sera: yes, yes we are
Pumpkin king: blyke buddy we need to talk
Soulless: I uh thought I didn't hit send
John: anyway back to arlo being gay
Asslo: I had plenty of sex more sex than any of you
John: and unlike me, you don't have proof
Blueberry: he had it with me
Sera: that's a lie you never leave the dorm
Blueberry: in my dreams that kinda counts right
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