Shazam: when is your dad coming over John
Claire: in about 3 or 4 updates
John: 3 weeks
Asslo: is he a high tier
John: that's non of your business
Asslo: Imma Beat the shit outta him for how he raised you
John: I will mutilate your dead body
Asslo: you can't
John: I can beat the living shit out of you
Sera: guys I need help with homework
John: who are you and what did you do with sera
Sera: I don't understand how no American was arrested for the war crimes they committed in Vietnam
John: I know why
Sera: tell me
John: there is a loop-hole in chemical warfare and that's how the US didn't get accused of war crimes
Sera: what is the loop-hole
John: you can use chemicals as long as it's not used as a weapon the US used both napalm and agent orange to get rid of the forest and the viet-cong that was in there
Sera: what about the rape and other stuff
John: idk maybe the Vietcong also used villagers as hostages
Shazam: why do you know about the loop holes in war crimes
John: no reason🙃
Blueberry: my guess is that he wants to be military general
John: I want to liberate the low tiers
Shazam: let's not have a revolution right now cause you have a kid
John: maybe
Claire: you have committed several war crimes John
John: maybe in video games
Sera: "remember no Russian"
Soulless: John you speed run games whats your biggest time lost in MW2
John: No Russian
Sera: the look in his face when he's mowing down civilians
Shazam: he is sadistic
John: maybe
Claire: so you stream
John: yes
Claire: Ight sera sent me the link I subscribed
Pumpkin king: John when you lived in the dorms what was the weirdest thing you saw or heard and don't say that video or picture keep it school appropriate
John: you and blyke playing Thomas the dank engine at 3 am on full blast with beats by Dre pill, or when you blast Disney songs on your pill
Pumpkin king: ok how bout you arlo
Asslo: seeing John in the dorms
Sera: he was shocked that his crush was there and he wasn't his roommate
Claire: I'm surprised sera's not jealous that John pounded arlo
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