UnOrdinary chat fic

Happy Thanksgiving

John: I woke up chris Breezy

Sera: ayo?

John: can I say the n word

Sera: no

John: big ups my Ni

Seraphina has muted John

Soulless: why did you mute him

Sera: he was about to say the n word

Shazam: happy thanksgiving

Sera: I can't go home so I am spending the week at John's dads house

John: I have become more powerful than the group chat

Sera: how did you get unmuted

John: I am a admin in this chat

John: and looks like you aren't getting any turkey

Sera: turkey overrated

Shazam: how dare you sayeth that

Soulless: it's a staple of thanksgiving

John: I kinda agree but that's because my dad makes dry ass turkey

Sera: he makes bomb ass stuffing tho

John: he lets you try his food but not me

John: pain

Sera: your pallet sucks

John: still make good food tho

Sera: the Mac and cheese you made is very good

John: only very good

Shazam: why aren't you allowed to be at your family's house seraphina

Sera: I did a no no when I got suspended that caused me to have to stay with John

John: lmao she's also embarrassed to introduce me to her parents

Asslo: yeah cause god tiers aren't supposed to date people that think like you

John: I think that everyone should be treated equally

Asslo: when you say it that way you make me sound classist when I'm not

John: you totally are

Sera: yeah you kinda are

Pumpkin king: arlo is like the racist uncle

Soulless: and John is like the uncle that doesn't get political until he's drunk

Shazam: and sera's his wife (until I win this fight) that has to put up with him ranting about how the two party political party ruins America

Sera: what

Shazam: what

John: anyway how is everyone's thanksgiving