UnOrdinary chat fic

Self Deprecation

Shazam: are we gonna add John back

Asslo: nah he a bitch

Pumpkin king: I'm surprise he hasn't exposed arlo yet

Sera has added John Doe into the Chat

John Doe: why add me back

Claire: Pick three

John Doe: no

Sera: someone is trying to act edgy today

John Doe: I'm trying to go to bed

Shazam: it's noon

John Doe: yeah and I have to get ready cause my dads coming over

Sera: I like talking to him

John Doe: yeah because you get to learn more about me

Shazam: what's wrong with that

John Doe: do you not know what my past is like

Sera: his dad straight up exposed him like I have blackmail for days

Claire: I see him almost everyday at my job

Pumpkin king: what is your job

Claire: I'm his editor's secretary

Sera: I don't think editors don't have secretary

John Doe: you need one when you're the best in the business

Claire: no one answered my question

Pumpkin king: I'll answer it honey

Claire: don't call me that we ain't dating yet

Asslo: how can anyone date a low tier

John Doe: the same way Elaine thinks you are husband material

Blueberry: ouch

Sera: John really acting salty

John Doe: that is because I don't want to be here

Sera: rude

Shazam: what are you gonna do for your dad

John: nothing he prolly finna stay for a day or less like he did last time

Sera: he stayed for two days