UnOrdinary chat fic

I don't know what to call this

Blyke: how's isen

John: he and arlo are kinda knocked out

Blueberry: why are they both knocked out

John: Isen went into a blind rage and kinda knocked himself out

Claire: what happened to arlo

John: new bostins Queen

Claire: oh I thought she was a elite tier

John: oh boy are you wrong

John: I still don't understand how sera was able to beat her

Sera: I'm fucking John Wick

Soulless: what's her ability

Claire: she has fire claws

Shazam: does she have blonde hair

John: i know what you'd think but no her mom isn't volcano or what ever her name is She has dark brown hair and is a psycho

Claire: what happened to her

John: I got sexually harassed

Sera: she's dead, Elaine bring me my knife

Blueberry: you don't have a knife

John: she just slapped my butt

Shazam: She touched the holy buttock, off with her head

Claire: does John have a harem

John: no

Soulless: so who won the fight

Shazam: go up in the chat

Soulless: hol up he knocked himself out what a bitch

John: it would be good if someone helped me carry the bodies or like healed them

Blueberry: Sera is threatening me to find her a knife I can't go there rn

Soulless: I think we should let them stay here

Claire: why did L go to the turf wars, I don't think she knows where it's at

John: she followed isen

Soulless: he is very dumb

Soulless: I guess I have to help you

Sera: anything else she did to you

John: she threaten that if I stay your girlfriend I won't be able to have kids

Sera: ....

Shazam: how are kids even made

John: did you parents never talk to you about sex

Shazam: what's that

Soulless: you see when a mommy and daddy love each other

John: blyke this is for her parents

Shazam: what's sex

Claire: I feel like she knows what sex is seeing as she said that she is a freak in the bed

Shazam: sorry guys Clem got my phone

John: why does she have your phone

Shazam: to watch educational videos

John:😐

Sera: Claire where is the queen

Claire: do you really want to murder someone over slapping you boyfriend seraphina